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I have to wear my goblin costume at work today so I’m just carrying around my goblin mask all day people probably think I’m insane.

I’m so invested in these people I think my favorites are Valkyrie and maverick I do NOT like archer and I’m indifferent about flyboy.

I don’t like chawawas they scare me.

Bad faith arguments make me so unnecessarily angry I’ve gotta lock in.

Genuinely HUGE shoutout to whoever invented the big chungus meme im still on that. ALSO huge shoutout to propertius you would’ve loved wojacks.

Someone has GOT to blow me up with an explosive the sooner the better.

I like when the saxophone is about to sneeze.

If I’m being honest I feel like going out just isn’t very fun anymore just not my thing I suppose.

Sometimes paradoxes are the only way the world makes sense.

Kiss me on the mouth and love me like a sailor.

Ok so I was working on my CV again and I was once again soooooooo hungry idk if it’s a conditioning thing or if it’s a physical manifestation of some psychological phenomenon what’s going on someone help.

why is Q in vision quest.

Idk who this guy is but I feel like we'd be friends also shoutout Wales always been interested in them also shoutout the woke mob.

The mighty baobab is probably my favorite tree.

What’s with the irresistible pull of the number 3.

My prose is incredibly dry and boring I'm a sort of business-first kind of guy.

One of the kids in the dnd game at work is playing a russian banana so there's that.

Stl has so much fucking aura.

1/2 mv^2 mgh f=ma pv=nrt f=GmM/r^2 im jus thinking about equations.

A random dog just came up to me during my acting class and sat on my lap and did a somersault on my lap then just ran away what the heck.