Malignant Professional
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What a photo to sum up being a Falcons fan
RIP to the random guy on his afternoon commute who happened to be missile-targeted by this thing
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The car in question was not hit by the plane.
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So does Penix need a glove? Maybe try another screen pass? Somethings gotta give #dirtybirds
Jay Roberto retweeted
I’d just like to take a moment to thank Ethan and Hila and the whole H3 crew for choosing to deal with all of this so publicly
The Ric Flair of Hawaii
Once at the Pro Bowl a group of us wanted to get into a popular restaurant. No way, they said. Too busy and overbooked. An assistant who worked for June at Hawaii called back and asked to make a reservation for June Jones. No prob. Seven of us were seated. The owner, GM and chef came out wanting to meet Coach Jones. June was never coming cause he had something else to do. When the owner started to get impatient waiting for Coach Jones, June’s assistant said he just got a call from June saying he couldn’t make it cause a 5-Star QB from LA was coming a day early for a visit. That ruse worked to perfection. I pulled that off several times in Hawaii, making a reservation under June’s name and then apologizing for him having to pick up a hotshot recruit. Worked ever time. June was so popular in Hawaii.
Jay Roberto retweeted
I often talk about players and their uniform careers. But let's take a moment to appreciate the June Jones aesthetic as a player and coach for the Atlanta Falcons.
It would be cool if FSU played Seminole wind at their next game, but they might be sensitive to someone saying they blow right now
Jay Roberto retweeted
Today I issued an Executive Order designating “Seminole Wind” by John Anderson as the official anthem of Florida.
I have also directed the @FLSecofState to erect historic markers in the City of Apopka depicting John Anderson’s contribution to Florida’s heritage.
In addition, I have tasked @FLDEPNews to work with the @SJRWMD to designate wildlife drive and trail system within Lake Apopka North Shore as the John Anderson Wildlife Drive and Trail System.
Jay Roberto retweeted
To be fair, live tweeting your evasion from law enforcement and then dying in a shootout with authorities is probably the most actually libertarian thing any libertarian has ever done lol.
