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Jordan

@jsmith2494

Lifes a garden, dig it.

Joined November 2011
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So much Murcia in one pic
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*sigh* 😔
AgKnocks (@AgKnocks) profile pictureAgKnocks
@AgKnocks19h
345 days ago we were 11-0
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Nah this man is on point. He got the fuck out of there. No questions. nothing.💀
Danny (@DannyAPalacio) profile pictureDanny@DannyAPalacioNov 1
Dash Camera of the Crash
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4-8. Huge upset if they beat anyone left tbh
SEC Mike (@MichaelWBratton) profile pictureSEC Mike
@MichaelWBrattonOct 25
What is your updated record prediction for 4-4 Texas A&M?
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@AgKnocksOct 24
Marcel said “let me do just enough to not get benched”
AgKnocks (@AgKnocks) profile pictureAgKnocks
@AgKnocksOct 24
They really just scared Marcel straight bro
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Tits or Ass?
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🧃@NotBondsBurnerOct 24
“Yeah bro I get paid millions to be ass and chase snow bunnies at goodbull”
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Marcel Reed when he saw Brady Hart warming up
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If Texas A&M ends the season at 9-3 and makes the playoffs I will force myself to gain so much weight that by the start of the 2027 cfb season I will weigh as much as Mike Elko (350).
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But there was a time
NFL (@NFL) profile pictureNFL
@NFLOct 20
This duo 😮‍💨 WASvsSF on ESPN Stream on @NFLPlus
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"Marcel, drops back to pass"
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Me in my new Tesla
🤖 Made with AI
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Drug tests are funny. The guy doing fentanyl all weekend passes by Wednesday. The guy who hit a joint at a barbecue three weeks ago is the one failing.
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Maybe i should've taken that to the grave 🤭
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“Dad what was it like before 2020 when there was no Indians around”
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Pov: Leaving the bar at 2am in my Tesla Roadster
🤖 Made with AI
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@stevensongsOct 16
When someone carjacks your new Tesla.
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*Slow driver in left lane* Me in the new Tesla Roadster
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Every time I see this 😂😂😂💀
Clip Master (@Clip_Master__) profile pictureClip Master
@Clip_Master__Oct 14
She thought she was the main character
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@xAviationOct 16
How I’m gonna feel driving the new Tesla Roadster when Danger Zone starts playing
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You ever stretch so good you moan like a faggot?
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