I make stuff, like @aggregationsio & @htmlcsstoimage i used to do data things for @epicgames, @houseparty and @whatnot
Villanova, PA
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Honey Nut >> Butter Nut
Simple but great
Never had a Honey Nut squash before, way better than butternut.
thebigmansworld.com/honeynut…
This thread is hereby denoted:
Jeffrey’s amazing Recipes.
I will thread recipes here that i make, and like, and are delicious.
Ok not a recipe per-se but a hearty recommendation for grill mats.
Tonight i made grilled potato wedges and they came out fantastic.
Just olive oil + spices + time on the bbq (flipped a few times)
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Simple but great
Never had a Honey Nut squash before, way better than butternut.
thebigmansworld.com/honeynut…
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theres a hidden fully functional ipod as a 404 page on apple music music.apple.com/us/jfdsalkfa…
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A single .md file with tips & tricks for high-performance .NET/C# code, mostly meant for AI, and mostly aimed at benchmarks against the crustaceans 🙃 github.com/EgorBo/BlazingFas… (no unsafe!)
Contributions welcome if anything's missing, cc @axeng200 @ben_a_adams
Woah a Vercel sentiment i agree with!
It's time to retire long-lived static credentials.
We surveyed 1,000+ SaaS vendors and found only 8.4% support secure auth. This is our call to action and how we're doing our part.
vercel.com/blog/death-to-lon…
Ok this is an excellent, subtle joke.
Vibe your way to 50K.
The 2026 Epic AI MegaJam begins Nov 12: epic.gm/epic-ai-megajam-2026
ALT Red pill or blue pill meme from The Matrix, about choosing between two paths. Two open hands are held out on a black background. The red pill is labeled “Ship awesome games in a weekend.” The blue pill is labeled “Wait months to prototype.”
So all these posts about hours spent rotating keys.
If you had a good IAC setup, it’d be easy.
This is one of the main reasons i wanted to build providers for @htmlcsstoimage
docs.htmlcsstoimage.com/mana…
Updated to a distroless/chiseled image today.
You should too, if you can.
More secure, smaller, less room for issues.
Good source:
github.com/GoogleContainerTo…
And if you’re in dotnet world:
devblogs.microsoft.com/dotne…
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Do not remove this from your Duo
It's stupid to do this. You will break your phone. It will be expensive. Nano-texture is really great, and has no downsides. Removing the nano texture film is extremely stupid
Unbelievable! The iPhone Duo's display has been hiding a shocking secret!
Someone finally dared to peel off the matte film covering the iPhone Duo's display, and what they discovered was astonishing.
With the film removed, the screen underneath looks surprisingly uneven, with visible bumps, ripples, and even wrinkles!
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
This isn't a hidden secret: Apple has publicly confirmed the matte nano-texture layer is intentionally peelable and replaceable. Apple VP Kate Bergeron said customers can peel it off and get a new one, and Apple offers an official $19 replacement service for this exact layer. macrumors.com/2026/10/01/iph… iphoneincanada.ca/2026/10/01/app…
This & the common php reaction of “shut it down for a while” has me so weirded out.
Like, “exposed, just break your business” is so ass backwards. No safe rotation, no fallbacks, no quick fix.
If you can just, go offline without consequence, you’re a not serious company.
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Blogged: An introduction to Compact Binary Object Notation (CBOR) in .NET
andrewlock.net/an-introducti…
In this post I introduce CBOR as a JSON alternative, and show how to use the System.Formats.Cbor NuGet package to read and write CBOR encoded data
#dotnet #aspnetcore
Such garbage on the internet.
I find inaccurate description of my business.
I email company, as described in their "editorial process"
I get back automated sales pitch for their info-product stuff.
I say "no thanks, just appreciate you looking into the article."
them:
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⚡ Meet ClickHouse’s experimental native TCP client for .NET. In a benchmark reading 1M rows, the HTTP client allocated 1.6 GB; TCP column reads allocated 6 MB. Both clients ship in ClickHouse.Driver.
clickhouse.com/blog/introduc…
Doing some lambda optimization and realized the dotnet base image left a big ol Yum cache around.
170 unnecessary megabytes per image
github.com/aws/aws-lambda-do…
AND @socketnorm is already fixing 🎉
