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convince me that delaware exists. future supercentenarian. she/her. chicagooo

Joined June 2011
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the adoption center accidentally gave me a shrimp
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call your representatives NOW
During a shutdown, many agencies such as the National Park Service are also not permitted to update websites and social media pages. That means the viral park service social media promotions of Fat Bear Week would halt. trib.al/zSVpzRa
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Pépito is back home (02:16:08)
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Beautiful beautiful girls have a deep and spiritual relationship with goldfish crackers
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so much of summer is eating fruit over the kitchen sink and reflecting on the past
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get in the car it’s august
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Shouting “hi barbie” at every girl wearing pink this weekend has been fun I hope we can do something like this every summer
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she could’ve been doing a lot of things on the mattress. like sleeping
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imagine breaking up in central park and your breakup is witnessed by a celebrity owl and then documented by celebrity owl birdwatchers
Flaco, the Central Park Eurasian eagle-owl, peering down from a high perch. A couple walking underneath him was loudly breaking up, drawing his brief interest. Just another New York moment. 💔❤️‍🩹❤️ #birds #birdwatching #nature #birdcpp
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the greatest challenge of a young woman’s life can occur when it comes time to chose between a sweet or savory item at brunch
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seeing rihanna holding a mic instead of a matte foundation oh we used to pray for times like this
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the spelling of colonel is so wrong
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the worst month of the year starts next week and this is still the best video on the internet teapawt.net/_lil_i_am/status/14885…
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Really don’t like how im supposed to know where stuff goes in my apartment.. every day i have to put things places. its agony
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like this tweet if
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so grateful to not taste soap when eating cilantro thank God i am a proper human being
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so scary when someone’s coming over and they’re like “here!” it’s like omg my life is about to change …
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my dad told me he’s dating someone online so I asked for a picture of her and he sent me this
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