Author of "The 10 Principles of Effective Social Media Marketing"-OUT NOW! Freelance social on @InvincibleHQ, @HellaversePrime, @BeastGames and more

Conway, AR
Joined August 2010
My book, "The 10 Principles of Effective Social Media Marketing" is OUT NOW! Get your copy at tinyurl.com/4bzexcd6
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My condolences to the Cheesecake Factory’s social media manager…
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Some days my job is creating high level social strategy for large brands. Other days, it's writing a very NSFW script to a fake commercial for a dating service run by an imp and a succubus.😈 I still can't believe they paid a professional voice actor to read my dumb jokes. 😅
Lonely? Looking for love…or just Jeffery? Then call Immediately Meet People today! And be sure to leave a voicemail–no seriously, you can leave us a voicemail!
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Me when I see a TikTok influencer say they make 10k a month doing social media marketing with zero education or experience...
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Them: I've got a great idea for a social media post! Social Media Managers:
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Breaking News: Meta Business Suite has finally won an award...
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Just got back from seeing “You Can See Everything.” Yeah, I’m gonna need a while to unpack that…but, yeah absolutely brilliant piece of filmmaking
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Social Media Managers when the post they said would flop...flops.
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How cool is this? A former co-worker of mine spotted my book on display in the library of East China Normal University in Shanghai! It makes me unbelievably happy to know my book is in libraries around the world!
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Suddenly, there's a lot of Narnian lore "experts" on my timeline 🙃
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He looks like someone just asked him to use Meta Business Suite...
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I've been a social media manager for 15 years now, which means I've been through people thinking... -my job is not a real job -the boss's 15 year old nephew could do my job -an intern could do my job -AI could do my job We're never going to get the respect we deserve are we?
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$240 just doesn’t buy as much pudding as it used to
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Hello to all my fellow 90’s kids who got this joke…
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I thought this was a cake shop 😏 (Also, support your local comic shop, especially if they aren’t using AI to promote themselves)
Deadass kill your artist dawg
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I'm tired of our world being run by people who don't read.
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Some days, I can't believe I get paid to make horrible puns...and by "horrible puns," I mean freak'n awesome and hilarious puns.
Getting IMPatient? Only one more week until new episodes of Helluva Boss!
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I've read 5 Warhammer novels, painted at least 2 dozen minis, assembled a massive collection of painting supplies...and I still haven't played a game yet. 😂
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I should add, that I'm having a TON of fun with it, though.
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Hey. Arkansan here. Taking my child to school in the dark isn’t an issue. Having to adjust my child’s sleep schedule twice a year is.
No one likes changing the clock, me included, but Congress has enacted permanent Daylight Savings Time multiple times before and repealed it each time once Americans experienced absurdly late sunrises in the winter. Arkansans don’t want their kids going to school in the pitch dark, and I’ll always put Arkansas first.
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I miss the days of social media where you could just start an account called something like "Things my angry neighbor shouts at his cats" and get a 7-figure sitcom deal out of it.
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