@jtrain56

My NETFLIX SPECIAL, “The Family Plan,” premiers on September 1st. Link below to set a reminder!!

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Table For One Tour CONTINUES! LA for the @netflixisajoke festival (Use code JOKES for presale). Shows added in Salt Lake City, Tempe, NYC, Seattle, and Boston! Assemble the group chat! If you’ve had fun at the show tag a friend who should go! #standup #comedy #netflix punchup.live/jaredfreid
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😂 see the hilarious @jtrain56 live this Saturday at NJPAC! Grab your seats: bit.ly/njpacfreid
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I’d rather walk around naked after a cold shower than have anyone see how I check myself out in the mirror.
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Having a good day? Just call home. The Family Plan is streaming now on @netflix · exec produced by @betchesluvthis @NetflixIsAJoke @ladbible
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NEW TICKED OFF TUESDAY! open.spotify.com/episode/3Qq…
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The minute we started calling it “drip coffee” was the minute everything got more expensive.
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POP Culture Thursday @jtrainpodcast open.spotify.com/episode/6Lt…
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I wish I could feel as good about myself for 5 seconds as someone who recently said “two things can be true” feels.
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Maybe Kelly Clarkson is the key to everything. #kellyclarkson
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A chit chat with a GLP1 expert!! open.spotify.com/episode/4HH…
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I’m happy the Brooklyn bird puppet store owner looks like he found out about the Kelly Clarkson situation while on some sort of phoneless, no speaking allowed, retreat.
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No offense to the Pret or A’Manger families but nothing is more depressing than seeing someone buy their prepared foods. Just knowing the other options they ran through that weren’t possible due to timing.
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I complain with the listeners every Tuesday on @JTrainPodcast open.spotify.com/episode/40f…
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MAILBAG MONDAY. REAL PEOPLE. REAL PROBLEMS. #podcast open.spotify.com/episode/11K…
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No bigger decision than risking the sleep you’re having now for the sleep you could be having after a 445AM bathroom trip. I’m like a CEO before the day even starts.
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If I’m Dan Quinn, I’m somehow bringing up Cam Skattebo’s hairline during my press conference to try and control the news cycle for the week.
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The Eagles lost in the way I’d wish upon a star for them to lose.
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If you see me do the nose hold, fish swimming, celebration dance, please send me to rehab.
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Lots of talk about Sebastian, Sirius XM radio and middle class comedians. Here’s how the whole thing should’ve played out. - Sebastian makes a statement saying something like “Oh my bad! Sorry poors! My station will be all Matt Rife bits from now own. Suck it!”
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Mondays will now be “Classic Comics,” Tuesday will be “Mainstream Comics” Wednesday will be “Tiktoker who is doing this now” Thursday through the weekend we’re going to invite a self proclaimed “Middle Class Comedian” who isn’t booked on the road to play their favorite Middle Class Comics. We’ll call it CLUB WEEKEND.” - They can pay a comic the minimum they’d get at a club to disc jockey and they can get people plays that may not get plays.
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And all of those comics will push it on social more than Sirius has really ever gotten pushed on socials. Win for all!
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