Dev. Distributed systems, static analysis @ Meta. Formerly Basho. Free time spent baking pies, playing Splatoon, losing money at craps, reading research papers.
Seattle, WA
Joined December 2010
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🧵"Twitter 2.0" is trending.
I'm a foremost expert on this and let me tell you what you should do: quit, take the 3 month severance with your friends, and build the 2.0 version yourself. Musk will give up and buy your company in a couple years.
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Technically? github.com/ocaml/ocaml/commi…
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PAX West badges are now on sale! showclix.com/event/PW4756759…
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All systems go: I'm organizing a distributed systems conference in Colorado for next Spring. More details pending. – at Fort Collins, CO
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'Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from a rigged demo.' -- Andy Finkel
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The great NoSQL BigData rebranding from a once regarded distributed systems company. Feel the awesome power of our origami bird thing!
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REPEAT AFTER ME: DO NOT USE REDIS AS A CANONICAL DATA STORE. (it’s not called thinking big, it’s called not thinking) bigeng.io/post/118963807718/…
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Excited to announce I'm now a Senior Designer Engineer at Trulia, in charge of marrying the design + engineering components, esp animation!
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PAX PRIME 2015 BADGES ARE ON SALE NOW! showclix.com/event/tickets-3…
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SR-99 traffic situation complicated by very large load of fish in overturned semi. SPD, @SeattleDOT working to clear scene.
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The Space Needle screams along with the 12s! What a sunset last night back in Seattle! (pic thanks to @equalmotion)
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Just in case there was any confusion about what to drink for the next election
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just published [email protected] for all of you folks using riak in node.js. fully supports all riak 2.0 features, plus connection pooling!
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are you using ZK or Consul or something etcd based for service discovery? i’d love to talk to you about your positive + negative experiences – at Times Square, Manhattan
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Congrats to all the hard-working, talented engineers at @basho who shipped Riak 2.0 today. A major achievement. lists.basho.com/pipermail/ri…
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Competing goals: wanting to learn Clojure vs. wanting to get the JVM off my computer.
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Leadership is the opposite of authority. Classic hierarchies are subverting the value of leadership by turning leaders into authoritarians.
