Jules

OK @LeilaniDowding CLOCK THIS!!!! I just received this from a trusted friend that know from Switzerland 🇨🇭 He got this today. I said, “MY GOD IS THIS TRUE???” His reply, “I believe so”. @Nigel_Farage @reformparty_uk —— “My mate Simon just got off the phone this Saturday afternoon, 4:30 PM UK time, 26th April 2025. SERCO — yes, that SERCO, the government agency working for the Home Office — had called him out of the blue. They’re scrambling for more properties to house asylum seekers. They dangled a five-year contract in front of him — paying all bills, promising full redecoration and repairs — if he agreed to evict his existing tenants. When he pointed out the obvious — that the properties were already occupied — they casually replied: "Not a problem. We’ll cover all the costs to remove your existing tenants." When he mentioned he owned twelve properties, they sweetened the deal even further: "We’ll add 25% more rent per room." His tenants, by the way, aren’t deadbeats. They’re hospital workers, NHS staff — decent people, working hard, who can’t yet afford a home but are trying to build lives. Naturally, they’re first in line to be thrown out. Meanwhile, in a separate stroke of “coincidence”, the old Silver Wings Motel in North Weald — previously used to house migrants — mysteriously caught fire. The asylum seekers were then moved to the newly refurbished Bell Motel in Epping. And — unsurprisingly — the Bell Motel caught fire too. Perksey, who happens to know the local fire chief, heard the backstory: many of the migrants have no idea how to use a cooker — so they light fires in the living room, unaware that wooden floors tend to burn. Honestly, I can’t decide whether this country’s gone mad — or whether we’re all just standing here, watching the slow-motion crash