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don’t look at my eyes

Chicago, IL
Joined November 2017
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BREAKING: Green Bay Packers were only team that dealt with injuries in 2025-26
Everything went downhill after Micah went down - lost 5 in a row to end the season - lost to our biggest rivals on a 21-3 comeback in the playoffs - no Tucker Kraft also didn’t help - MLF playcalling is sometimes predictable - injuries killed this team
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Both of these humans eat men alive in their respective fields #dabears #bigjeff
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Here is how the 85’ Bears get put to rest. - Bears win Super Bowl - Opening night, Lombardi returns to Chicago - Players on sideline, George, Poles, Warren at midfield - Connie & @paytonsun walk out with the Lombardi with 34 on - every 85’ player still around Comes out behind them - gives the Lombardi to George, by the Payton’s, who never got to give the Lombardi to Papa Bear The End
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Big Jeff broke him
#Seahawks G Quenton Nelson will have surgery to clean out some cartilage in his knee, sources say, as fragments had been causing an issue recently. The plan is for Nelson to avoid Injured Reserve, and his timeline is a few weeks. Seattle has two games, then a Week 11 bye.
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Declan Doyle masterclass
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Being in twitter spaces and getting under peoples skin who are homophobic is the funniest shit ever. App is too easy to show who you really are🤣
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Bucky like the bears more than yall
Packers FC was right Bears FC is fucking insufferable
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Comprehension is harder. Caleb didn’t say he would be bigger than MJ…. He said the bears are bigger than MJ’s bulls. And he’s correct. Let Caleb win a few rings and watch how quick he ascends past Derrick🤷🏻‍♂️
Dumbass convo lol Michael Jordan bigger than the whole bears organization Cases closed. Now yall can stfu
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We gonna act like he didn’t limp out of that rep?
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🤖 Made with AI
Hey Bears fans, I gave y’all your flowers for that win. You came into Seattle, handled your business, and earned my respect. But judging by some of the comments today, a few of y’all need a history lesson about WINNING. 😂 Being 6-2 is cute, but some of y’all are talking like you just hoisted the Lombardi Trophy. It’s been 40 YEARS since Chicago won a Super Bowl. January 26, 1986. Trust me, I remember like it was yesterday. I understand the excitement. Winning is unfamiliar territory for some of y’all, especially to those under the age of 40. Don’t worry. I’m still here, and welcome the smoke. Btw, I love all yall Chicago folks and this smack talk is a breath of fresh air. #Seahawks #Bears
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LMAO THIS A GOAT TWEET
Dan Orlovsky: That Seattle Seahawks defensive tape……..
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Everybody wants to play the bears until they’re on the field with the bears. We tried telling yall last year 🤷🏻‍♂️
I’m going fucking nuclear next podcast. Macdonald got badly out coached. Darnold and Zabel need to be benched! Fleury needs to be fired tonight! Not next week, not tomorrow but tonight!
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Just spoke to @_IRZ4… nfl script has bears at 6-2
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Ima be honest… Luther is him man
Look at these distinguished gentlemen 🕴
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I was fortunate enough to take my family and parents to Hawaii for 7 days. What a trip. Hawaii is an absolutely beautiful place, if you have the opportunity to go, highly recommend it.
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