Author of How Mamas Love Their Babies and ENJOY ME AMONG MY RUINS 🐛; contributor to #WeToo, The Rumpus, Vice, Tits and Sass, Autostraddle; writing a novel 🫠

Joined January 2015
🍉JUNIPER “MIDWEST NICE” FITZGERALD🍉 retweeted
I bet if yall went to the strip Club and ask the strippers to buy you baby formula they would’ve got 12 cans and diapers
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🍉JUNIPER “MIDWEST NICE” FITZGERALD🍉 retweeted
If my child sees a gay person on TV they’re being indoctrinated but if they imitate a drooling bigot podcaster well gosh that’s just inspiring
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🍉JUNIPER “MIDWEST NICE” FITZGERALD🍉 retweeted
you klan?
People sure still love hyping up that one Sinners scene huh
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🍉JUNIPER “MIDWEST NICE” FITZGERALD🍉 retweeted
Assata Shakur, speaking to the anti-imperialist left in 1991: “A science, to be a science, cannot be stagnant; it has to grow. If it does not grow, then it becomes a dogma.” She died free, may she rest in power.
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🍉JUNIPER “MIDWEST NICE” FITZGERALD🍉 retweeted
After years of complaining about cancel culture, the current administration has taken it to a new and dangerous level by routinely threatening regulatory action against media companies unless they muzzle or fire reporters and commentators it doesn’t like. yahoo.com/news/articles/let-…
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🍉JUNIPER “MIDWEST NICE” FITZGERALD🍉 retweeted
Hey MAGA, define “leftist” for me. What exactly makes someone a leftist? Be specific. I’m listening.
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🍉JUNIPER “MIDWEST NICE” FITZGERALD🍉 retweeted
They literally want DEI for conservatives.
All public universities should be required to have minimum 50% of their staff be conservative professors by spring 2026. In each department.
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🍉JUNIPER “MIDWEST NICE” FITZGERALD🍉 retweeted
This… 👇👇👇👇👇
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🍉JUNIPER “MIDWEST NICE” FITZGERALD🍉 retweeted
The irony writes itself
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🍉JUNIPER “MIDWEST NICE” FITZGERALD🍉 retweeted
When she thought it was a trans woman, she was out for blood. Now that it’s a white dude, she’s saying a prayer for him. How about that.
We know Charlie Kirk would want us to pray for such an evil, and lost individual like Tyler Robinson to find Jesus Christ. We will try to do the same.
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🍉JUNIPER “MIDWEST NICE” FITZGERALD🍉 retweeted
We would never even dream of glorifying political violence
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🍉JUNIPER “MIDWEST NICE” FITZGERALD🍉 retweeted
antifa🔻girlfriend
@lllliatttt12 Sep 2025
ur telling me that there’s an unfathomably deep well of violence and hatred that lies at the heart of the white christian middle class all american nuclear family????
Tyler Robinson and his family don’t look like trans liberals to me. Tyler’s family is registered republicans, his father is a minister and former law enforcement, they have family members in the military. Oh and Tyler’s parents introduced him to weapons at an early age.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Tyler Robinson's father was not a minister. A minister did help his father turn him in. newsweek.com/matt-robinson-…
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🍉JUNIPER “MIDWEST NICE” FITZGERALD🍉 retweeted
that horrific footage is the same thing that happens to children at school, btw.
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🍉JUNIPER “MIDWEST NICE” FITZGERALD🍉 retweeted
Carol Leigh aka the Scarlot Harlot coined the term “sex worker” in 1979 in her essay, “Inventing Sex Work.” Today it’s de rigueur. Even hearing people use it begrudgingly brings me pleasure. Activism works. Don’t ever give up.
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🍉JUNIPER “MIDWEST NICE” FITZGERALD🍉 retweeted
The most common form of gender affirming care in the U.S. is surgery for cisgender boys with gynecomastia
These three women said today that children should be able to get their body parts chopped off and be chemically castrated and stunt their growth. Evil. Liberal women are destroying our country.
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🍉JUNIPER “MIDWEST NICE” FITZGERALD🍉 retweeted
Ten days ago, ICE stormed meatpacking plants in Omaha. Dozens of workers gone. Families torn apart. This photo isn’t just lunchbags, it’s what’s left behind when cruelty walks in the door. They were parents, neighbors, coworkers. They deserved better than this 💔💔💔 #FuckIce
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🍉JUNIPER “MIDWEST NICE” FITZGERALD🍉 retweeted
Happy Juneteenth
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The crowd in Omaha keeps growing. This is what resistance looks like #FuckIce
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🍉JUNIPER “MIDWEST NICE” FITZGERALD🍉 retweeted
No kings No crowns No fascist clowns Omaha showed up #NoKingsProtest
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🍉JUNIPER “MIDWEST NICE” FITZGERALD🍉 retweeted
Life is not a joke and war is not a game but you clearly don’t give a shit about public service or human life. You’re nothing but an abhorrent Zionist death cult-cheering soulless ghoul. Just quit politics and focus on something you really love, like, oh I don’t know maybe sucking dick after dick in a public bathroom, you despicable closeted faggoty piece of shit.
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