Justin Jones

my life is basically a misplaced modifier.

Pro Tip: When you’re not in a bind an airline’s customer service is more than happy to upgrade you to SpaceX. But, when they’ve kept you from getting out of the country for 24 hours, they basically suggesting hitchhiking.

I’ve realized the arc of the Ariana Grande/Pete Davidson saga literally happens to me in a day.

regret is all the people ive poked on facebook.

But why @IMKristenBell google.com/amp/s/www.washing…

man, i feel like a woman @ShaniaTwain

I’m slowly starting to accept that my adult life is going to be a slew of work emails (& occasional texts) starting with “I apologize...”

I'm still pretty confident that @ArianaGrande's ponytail is my spirit animal.

Now flight to #neworleans is delayed 2 hours because of mechanical issues and they "can't find the missing part." Feeling great rn @JetBlue

12am to 6am* @jetblue even tried to charge me a change fee and the difference in airfare & I had an nonrefundable hotel booked in #cuba

The first time for the years I've flown with and recommended @jetblue. Took me from 12pm to 6am to finally get booked.

And disconnected. Finally got rebooked on a flight to New Orleans after negotiating with multiple people. Very unimpressed with @JetBlue for

Spent an entire night last night trying to get through to @JetBlue, who cancelled my flight to #cuba hours before. Kept being hung up on...