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me realizing that histology is more than being able to identify pretty pink blobs two days before my exam
Dani retweeted
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ALT “My birthday” next to the iMessage icon with two unread messages “The day my coworker Brian wore a fedora with safari flaps to work” next to an iMessage icon with 47 unread messages
all these med student jokes about the terribleness of the brachial plexus made me think that it’s the worst of them? but NO???? the plexuses? Plexi? Just get worse?????
Dani retweeted
signs that you’re down really bad:
- you start a gratitude journal.
- you sign up for a marathon.
- you join a singles dating run club.
- you decide to get a master’s degree in data science.
- you decide to go to law school (really bad).
- you sign up for an mba program.
- you decide to get bangs.
- you decide to get another master’s degree.
- you decide to do an executive mba on nights & weekends.
- you randomly decide to go to medical school.
- you decide to build a custom gaming pc.
- you decide to get (another) tattoo or piercing.
- you spend time browsing endlessly on dating apps.
- you fill your loneliness gap by going on endless online dates.
- you pick up a hobby you have zero interest in.
- you decide to start an anon twitter account.
Dani retweeted
okay but actually why is everyone saying the r word now? like I thought we collectively as a society moved past that in like 2002
I know med school has rotted my brain bc any time someone mentions an injury to me my first thought is whether I know the right diagnostic exam for it 😭
Back on twitter after two years because two months of med school has officially rotted my brain enough into being funny again 💕
Dani retweeted
Idk who needs to hear this but just because you’re an adult doesn’t mean you can’t learn to swim, take dance classes, start gymnastics, learn a new language, etc. like I know it’s obvious but sometimes we need the reminder.
my friends and I went to the science museum and let me just say these kids do NOT know how to wait their turn im fighting for my life here trying to get into the hurricane simulator 😤
thought I’d be all new year new me and do a daily “cold plunge” (aka stand under cold water in the shower for 2 minutes). literally could not make it longer than FIVE seconds wtf is wrong with you people
currently not loving the Dani that decided pregaming the gym with tots and a mimosa was a good idea 🥲👍
