@juststuffiwrote

just some stuff i wrote down. daily observations about life.

Joined August 2022
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There are so many lessons to be learned from Christmas carols. For example, don’t let Alfred tighten your lug nuts.
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Someone should have proposed a ban on pumpkin spice after six weeks. No exceptions.
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Vinny Thomas@vinn_ayy25 Sep 2023
Whoever keeps putting gray hardwood floors in apartments, i need you to know that you are ruining everything for all of us
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Anyone who’s paying attention to the latest grammar trends knows that an exclamation point is the new period and three exclamation points are the new exclamation point!!!
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Natalie Would@_NatalieWould27 Dec 2022
Titanic me would back away from the iceberg to find a better angle
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Lurkin' Mom@LurkAtHomeMom7 Jan 2023
Not sure how everyone else’s new year is going and I don’t want to brag, but I’m like super committed to this diet I read about 20 minutes ago.
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If they can put a man on the moon, they can definitely fake the moon landing.
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Gross Ray@theheywhoha7 Jan 2023
When someone says you're all heart they're saying you are 0% brain, which is a rude thing to say.
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Jason Goes to Hell@benedictsred7 Jan 2023
Duck Duck Goose should be in the Olympics.
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Welcome to having Karma Chameleon stuck in your head! Don’t worry, it comes and goes.
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I would have been on time, but I got hung up picking out the outfit that would garner the most sympathy for being late.
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I’m feeling the need to focus on what really matters this year. This means, sadly, that I will no longer be keeping a written account of some of my more minor chapped lips incidents.
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Kids today have so much more stress in their lives, what with social media and fast zombies.
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Spleenly@spleenly1 Jan 2023
Worst day of 2023 yet.
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cathryn 💚🇨🇦@AngryRaccoon231 Dec 2022
Whatever New Years I've been dropping the ball my whole life
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Ben Boven@benboven128 Dec 2022
How much are you supposed to tip the TSA guy that does your pat-down?
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There are never enough hours in the day, so let’s nix Mondays and spread the time around.
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Spleenly@spleenly1 Jan 2023
They should make antihistamine potato chips.
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