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Is Tino's mom wearing a nightgown? #TheBachelorette

Saw a guy leaving the grocery store with just a dozen roses and I questioned if it’s her birthday or if he’s in the dog house

Slid right in there like it was home plate #womentellall

This #WomenTellAll is giving me Real Housewives reunion vibes

On this 409th day of working from home together, I measured @ericfglass’s and Goldie’s heads to see whose head is larger in circumference.

There’s no greater sense of pride I feel then when people say “good looking dog” to me when I’m walking Goldie

Why is watching people work on @BelowDeckBravo so relaxing?

I love when the self-checkout at Target says “We hope to see you soon!” Honestly, yea, you’ll probably see me tomorrow.

I’m not sure what’s going on in the universe but I’ve been having WILD dreams lately

This season of The Bachelorette has been as fucked up as this year

Sometimes I think about how I hope I washed my coffee cup on March 13th...

2020 - where @ericfglass and I are taking bets when our dogs droll is going to fall...

You know it’s the holiday season when there are Kay Jeweler commercials on every channel

I wish I could send my dog to get me snacks at Wawa

I have a crick in my neck watching all these guys make out with Tayshia #TheBachelorette

Do you have a favorite RHSLC already? #AskAndy

But does YouTube TV realize it’s the premiere of Real Housewives of Salt Lake City tonight?!?! @BravoTV We need a fix soon!

Me when Trump said “bad things happen in Philadelphia” #Debates2020

Remember when you could use your friend’s lip balm? #thingsbeforeCOVID