Just checking in, my Yukon Cornelius era has not slowed, it has in fact, enhanced.

I was at a grocery store and was looking at the lobters and an employee asked if I needed help and I said “nah I’m just looking at the crustaceans, they’re crusty and come from the acean” and he said I should join a poetry club

Fun fact: the average lesbian can survive 10,000 degrees Celsius, which means they can survive on the surface of the sun. This is actually where they come from! More research needs to be completed however.

New theorem incoming

My heart it has been broken, by who I cannot tell. By what I loved, and what I lost, and what I did as well. If leaving you was easy, well it wouldn’t mean a thing. If you want to know what life’s about you have to feel the sting.

Hehe, hoohoo, and haha 💛💛💛 the giggle brothers

You ever wonder how the furries who are saying getting flea’d at a con can give someone PTSD would fare in World War One? “Great point, now GET OVER THE FUCKING WALL”