all rhyme, no reason.

Joined June 2020
hunched over my laptop with the window wide open, getting distracted every few minutes by the erupting roars of the npl crowd, wishing i was there
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HARRY KANE IS THE 2026 BALLON D'OR! #ballondor
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Why does 2023 feel like 5 years ago
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Good afternoon here are my enemies of the day: - two wheelers on twisty highways with no sense of speed or space - sewage flowing straight into otherwise gorgeous and majestic rivers - tears in the corner of my grandmother's eyes as she tries to say goodbye with a smile
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criminalize marriage
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Bhaktapur Literature Festival 46th edition Did you know?
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Yo marriage bhanne chij taas ra life duitaima kaam chaina
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hikingshawty lai ni dashain lagecha 🥳
i am not walking today having a day off
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Manche bhetna matra parcha keke tarif sunna payincha... 😋
Twitter ko eva ta ekdumaii juile and julia ko Meryl Streep jasto sunindo raicha... I met her for the first time yesterday and I was in awe with the way she spoke...
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Lmao guys arun purai "samay baji pro master ho ma" gardai 10 ghar khana pugcha तर Arun announcing hijo: rakheko tarkari ko euta last portion chahi chodna parcha कुछी भ्वे मा Arun ko aama: aaja haina tyo त pitri lai matrai garcha.aaja ko din त सब khanu parcha Yesto flop thyo उhijo
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Hijo I fulfilled my lifelong dream of learning to do the magic gambler shuffle. all is possible with the power of friendship.
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You let a business person do the talking and suddenly they're bargaining at a pharmacy 😭😭😭 paap lagcha yar
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First one at the function for the first time in my life... I don't enjoy this... being punctual is a scam....
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If you look at the bagmati with a smile wide enough to squint your eyes, with enough kindness in your heart to find the sun's reflection beautiful on its surface, if you let go the heartbreak of knowing this is a river of dead dreams, then it almost looks like flowing water.
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Replying to @souljaboy
Crank that class consciousness
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Update, everyone who claimed to have left the valley for dashain was actually camping out at maitidevi.
The people of Kathmandu are either in their homes, in temples, or at Bhatbhateni.
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The people of Kathmandu are either in their homes, in temples, or at Bhatbhateni.
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Ama reading her facebook feed out loud: harek din 67 jodiko sambandha bichhed. Mukkhya kaaran, baideshik rojgari. Bhai and I: 6 7 Ama: ke hudaicha hamro samaaj
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