Kail🧠

One of my boyfriend’s biggest green flags is that he doesn’t have a single friend that I would be hesitant to leave my drink unattended with.

Two years in a row now that my boyfriend didn’t make a post about me on national girlfriend’s day, do I assume he just wants to be friends?

I’d like to see a psychology study that explains why I insist on using the small cutlery. Am I ok? Am I dying? Is something wrong?

Finally got some of my film from the summer developed 🥰

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 11 years, since 6 Mar 2012 (via @twi_age).

1 year of you ❤️

Last year I told my therapist the names of all the guys that fucked me up and she pointed out that I went for guys with very unique names. So I decided to date a guy named “Brandon” honestly, so far so good 🤷🏼‍♀️

I have never felt so depressed about something so exciting.

Brandon got “L” and “R” tattoos on his arms… but on the wrong arms. I think this could be my 13th reason 🤦🏼‍♀️

Just found out my boyfriend thought I was 4 years older than I am, kinda livid ngl

Happy national coming out day to those who have come out already and those who are struggling to admit it to even themselves. You are valid, what you feel is valid, and coming out is scary but you have a community that loves and accepts your most authentic self ❤️🏳️‍🌈

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My boyfriend has to deal with me moving all our food around to different cupboards while he’s at work and I’m stressed. Bran, if you’re seeing this, all our pantry food is in the corner cupboard, and the sweets are in the bread cupboard, sorry! 😅

The sketch I sent in Vs The art I got

While in Calgary I got 3 new (very small) tattoos and while visiting home I have gotten these responses from family; “when are you going to stop?” “Hm” “well as long as you don’t get anymore” “oh Kailey…” Can’t wait to get 20 more and be the family disappointment this Christmas

FaceTiming with my 4 month old niece gave me some insane serotonin so I figured I’d share. I don’t care what you say, she’s the cutest baby in existence

Every bowl should be required, by law, to fit a whole can of soup comfortably

I met my niece yesterday 🥰🥰