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Golden Goose retweeted
“The premise is simple, Lemon: Contestants must hide Shaquille O’Neal from the people of Dallas. If this works, the network is ready to greenlight similar shows like ‘Will You Co-Sign Lenny Dykstra’s Loan?’ and ‘Can You Convince a Georgia Football Player to Call an Uber?’”
EXCLUSIVE: ABC has set a new competition series titled "Can You Hide... Shaq?"
Hosted by comedian Nicole Byer, the show follows eight contestants attempting to hide Shaquille O’Neal in plain sight in Dallas. They'll have to disguise, distract and deceive for a shot at grand prize money.
The series premieres with two episodes on Thursday, Dec. 3, at 9 p.m. on ABC and the ESPN app. Episodes will stream on Hulu the next day.
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Golden Goose retweeted
We're unironically entering Brass Eye territory here
Golden Goose retweeted
Brass Eye’s Paedogeddon is legit the apotheosis of Chris Morris’ Arkham Asylum levels of editing and creative choices lmfao. I do not know how he got this made and broadcast.
Golden Goose retweeted
move over Stanford Prison Experiment it's time for the Stanford Prison Experiment
Golden Goose retweeted
The thing about Trisha paytas is she’ll call everyone everything and then people like 10-15 years later will think she’s intelligent but she’s truly infinite monkeys with a typewriter she just says everything and anything
Golden Goose retweeted
she took it seriously bc why does it sound good w the expectations beat jsjsjsjajaj
Olivia Rodrigo says she was inspired by Kendrick Lamar’s ‘HUMBLE’ for her track ‘expectations’ 🔥
“When I wrote ‘expectations,’ initially, it was kind of like as a challenge to myself. I wanted to write a mantra song. I wanted to be like, "I want to sing this song every night." It's like Kendrick Lamar, "Sit down, be humble," it gets in your brain. You know what I mean? It's a mantra.”
She also cited Chappell Roan as an influence. (via Zane Lowe)
