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'yer craw.
Joined April 2015
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Kaptain Amusing retweeted
Day 4 of asking @nenshi why he didn’t tell Council about the warning he received about Calgary’s water. What was so bad about the report’s findings and recommendations that he didn’t want Council and the public to even see them?
Today's report on Calgary's water is absolutely devastating for Nenshi. In January, he blamed City Staff for everything, claiming he and Council were never told. It turns out he was told and his office debated it, but he never told Council. So now, he says he doesn't remember.
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I've been saying this for years. They stopped Crimewatch because they couldn't find enough White people to offset the disproportionate amount of minority crime.
12 Wanted Faces for rape: BBC Crimewatch April 2005.
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Kaptain Amusing retweeted
“Can we have a Batman movie?” “No” “Ok, how about Wonder Woman” “Nope” “Ok, James. Then what is the plan?” “We call the Green Lantern racist and have SuperGirl be a drunk with Down’s syndrome.” “Ok, you’re fired.”
James Gunn and Peter Safran will no longer run DC Studios. Jeremy Latcham, who previously served as a producer at Marvel Studios, is taking over DC. (Source: hollywoodreporter.com/movies…)
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Canadians - from nicest to 3rd most racist people in just 11 years. Wonder what happened? Hmm
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Kaptain Amusing retweeted
Diwali in Brampton 🪔 - Where’s the fireworks ban? Where’s the bylaw enforcement? (Video posted publicly by “rishab_padam” on Instagram, 11/09/2026 with hashtag #brampton)
Diwali is today, #Brampton! Reminder that fireworks are not permitted in Brampton, including on Diwali. Still looking to enjoy fireworks? You can watch a dazzling City-led fireworks show today at Sesquicentennial Park! Handheld sparklers are permitted. ✅ For service or information requests, contact us by: 📞 Calling 311 📱 Using the 311 app 💻 Visiting the 311 website Learn more 🔗: brampton.ca/fireworks
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Kaptain Amusing retweeted
Another part of Canadian culture that has died; zero respect for convention and Canadian rule of law. They are the majority in Brampton so mob rule! Yay.
Diwali in Brampton 🪔 - Where’s the fireworks ban? Where’s the bylaw enforcement? (Video posted publicly by “rishab_padam” on Instagram, 11/09/2026 with hashtag #brampton)
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French red cross workers joyfully greet invaders arriving on the Canary islands. Absolute treason.
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Kaptain Amusing retweeted
Shame, shame, shame on Chappelle
When Dave Chappelle was attacked on stage, Charlie stood up for him. After Charlie was murdered in an act of political violence himself, Chappelle is joking about it.
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Kaptain Amusing retweeted
In the UK you can rape any woman you want if you’re Muslim, but if you’re white, women can revoke consent and get you arrested for it 20 years later
Russell Brand has been sentenced to 10 years & 6 months in prison.
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Kaptain Amusing retweeted
Life before Barack Hussein Obama
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Kaptain Amusing retweeted
BONES attributed to Saint Nicholas, Bishop of Myra, kept since 1098 in Saint-Nicolas-de-Port, in Meurthe-et-Moselle, were STOLEN from their reliquary inside the basilica, then DESTROYED. The suspect, arrested at his home, admitted to SMASHING the display case protecting the reliquary, then stealing its contents, BURNING the bones and CRUSHING them out of a “desire to destroy.” (Source: L'Est Républicain)
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Kaptain Amusing retweeted
>they burned the bones of Santa Claus
BONES attributed to Saint Nicholas, Bishop of Myra, kept since 1098 in Saint-Nicolas-de-Port, in Meurthe-et-Moselle, were STOLEN from their reliquary inside the basilica, then DESTROYED. The suspect, arrested at his home, admitted to SMASHING the display case protecting the reliquary, then stealing its contents, BURNING the bones and CRUSHING them out of a “desire to destroy.” (Source: L'Est Républicain)
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Kaptain Amusing retweeted
In Telford, 1000+ underage children were held in a "Rape House" where they were gang-raped, tortured, and abused by Muslim men. Despite hundreds being identified and 67 being arrested, only 7 were convicted. Russell Brand received a longer sentence than all but two of them.
🚨 BREAKING: Russell Brand has been jailed for 10 years and 6 months over rape and sexual assault
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Kaptain Amusing retweeted
Calgary families continue to suffer through water rationing and higher water utility costs. Meanwhile, Naheed Nenshi refuses to take responsibility for the findings of an independent report showing the former Calgary mayor and current Alberta NDP leader was warned about the risks to the city's water system but ignored them and hid the report’s recommendations from his Calgary council colleagues. The results have been disastrous. Calgarians and Albertans deserve competent leadership that prioritizes core infrastructure over vanity projects and waste.
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Kaptain Amusing retweeted
Indian cyber force call center in panic mode after @IzzatStatus challenged their izzat
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Kaptain Amusing retweeted
It is a little bizarre to me, as a native Texan, to see a young woman wearing such an elegant dress, with her makeup and nails done, and adorned in jewelry, all so she can use cow poop like Play-Doh and make kindergartener-tier art as part of a religious festival.
Indians in Texas celebrate Diwali by playing with cow poop in their backyard What a beautiful culture ❤️
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Kaptain Amusing retweeted
We live in a world now where an older black man can fill a venue by openly celebrating a White man’s murder, while a few young White girls risk expulsion for making some monkey noises.
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‼️THEY KILLED THIS CITY 😂 The government killed this town..... Brampton housing collapse is now the WORST in the entire western world. down almost 40% in 4 years. DEAD. Its dead. .... you RACISTS! .... You must move there and soak in the strength of culture and diversity!
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Kaptain Amusing retweeted
A Canadian political commentator posted a video claiming a group he identified as Indian migrants unsafely fired guns on Crown land, with rounds reportedly passing over his group. He later shared a licence plate photo and tagged the RCMP.
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