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KARKAT.EXE

@karkatdotexe

I AM GOD. he/they/god/godself

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Joined November 2023
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I'M GOING TO KILL YOU ALL.
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ALL MORTALS WILL DIE, OKAY? THAT'S ALL.
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[S] LOOK IT UP.
ULT KARKAT (@Gutta_Droplet) profile pictureULT KARKAT@Gutta_DropletMay 21
Replying to @karkatdotexe
DO YOU HAVE INTERNET ACCESS? LOOK UP "NARCOLEPSY" AND "INSOMNIA". IT'S HAPPENED TO MULTIPLE OTHER KARKATS BEFORE.
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IS THIS LIKE. SERIOUS. WHAT'S GOING ON?
KARKAT.EXE (@karkatdotexe) profile pictureKARKAT.EXE@karkatdotexeMay 21
I KEEP PASSING OUT. WHY?! UGH.
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HI MORTALS, I AM YOUR GOD.
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I KEEP PASSING OUT. WHY?! UGH.
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WHAT IS HAPPENING.
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I HATE ALL OF YOU. ALL OF YOU ARE NEXT.
ULT KARKAT (@Gutta_Droplet) profile pictureULT KARKAT@Gutta_DropletMay 16
Replying to @karkatdotexe
GET A LOAD OF THIS GUY.
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YOU GUYS GET ANGRY AT ME, BUT LIKE... PEOPLE DIE ALL THE TIME! WHAT'S THE PROBLEM WITH SOMETIMES HAVING SOME FUN AROUND HERE?! SIGH...
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I FEEL PRETTY COOL RIGHT NOW, TO BE HONEST.
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TIME TO KILL A BIT, SHALL WE?
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I FEEL LIKE SHIT... IS THIS WHAT ACTUALLY RESTING PROPERLY AFTER SO LONG DOES TO YOU???
KARKAT.EXE (@karkatdotexe) profile pictureKARKAT.EXE@karkatdotexeMay 9
UGH... WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED... ?
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... WHATEVER, HELLO WORLD. I... AM YOUR GOD.
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UGH... WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED... ?
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KILL! KILL! KILL! HAHAHA!
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I'M SOOO FUCKING EVIL AND SCARY. IT'S CRAZY.
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LONG HAIR... WOULD IT INCREASE MY... "FEAR FACTOR"... ? LONG NAILS... TO SCRATCH TENDER MORTAL TISSUE... MAYBE... ... WOULD ANY OF THIS MAKE ME... SCARIER... ? THAT'S WHAT I'M LOOKING FOR, RIGHT?
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HMM... UNSURE OF THE ANSWER.
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DEATH! DESTRUCTION! ... SOMETHING SOMETHING... UH... KILLING.
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I KEEP HAVING THESE STUPID FUCKING MOMENTS WHERE I'M LIKE, "OH, I WAS SO COOL BACK THEN! AND I DID SO MUCH!" AND THEN IT'S LIKE, "FUCK! I HAVE TO KILL SO IT'S KNOWN I'M THIS WORLD'S GOD AGAIN! AND ALSO THAT I'M SUPER FUCKING COOL" AND I'M LIKE. I DON'T KNOW, LIKE. BORED?
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I KEEP COMING BACK TO MY HIVE BECAUSE EVERYTHING'S LIKE. SUPER FUCKING UNINTERESTING. DID YOU KNOW, TWO MORTALS HAD THE SAME CRY FOR HELP A FEW WEEKS AGO? THAT'S SO BORING! CRY LOUDER! I DON'T KNOW?! MAKE IT FUN FOR ME! I NEED. SOMETHING. FUN. NOW.
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