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@USouthFlorida & ΦΣΠ alumna. Passions include public health, The Office, and getting way too excited about everything.

a colorful, lawless, swamp
Joined July 2009
“Maybe my spiritual gift is genuinely believing TV shows make everything magically better.” -@sammyrhodes
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Never thought I’d do this, but worth a shot. My fiancé and I were supposed to fly from STL to MCO last night at 6:35 pm on @SpiritAirlines. After multiple delays, we boarded the plane just before 10 pm. We sat in the plane for two hours & then flight got cancelled 🧵
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.@SpiritAirlines we’ve been promised multiple times by both gate agents & phone reps that we’d get a hotel voucher and booked on another airline since the 1 spirit flight to MCO today is overbooked. That hasn’t happened. Last person on the phone said,
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.@SpiritAirlines “sometimes agents promise you things just to get you off the line.” So what’s the truth?
Just took my daughter to her Kindergarten orientation & we had to show a vaccine passport for her admission. Let that sink in. The Govt is forcing kids to show vaccine passports. Wait...wait my wife is telling me this has been going on for a century & is how we eradicated polio.
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So now I’m hearing that the “government” is making you show an “age passport” to enter a bar or buy alcohol and a “driving passport” operate a tractor trailer? Wowwww. Smdh
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I don’t know. How’d we get to the point where you have a website?
How did we get to the point where celebrating homosexuality and transgenderism became a month-long event that rivals Christmas? thegspl.co/2INKQvf
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Me seeing all your “wish I had Olivia Rodrigo’s music in high school” tweets
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“Didn’t Jesus turn like, lava into fireball or something?” -@TheJuanFranco
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Therapist: you don’t love yourself Me: so true king. Here’s $80
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He's gone. And now, it is up to us to drive out what he represents. He is lies and bigotry and injustice and tyranny embodied--and the work is only beginning to drive him out of our body politic. Joy, today. Resolve, tomorrow.
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bUt ObAmA dId It ToO!!!!1111
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Imagine being impeached more times than you’ve been elected
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