Kathy Grayson

What if “dickmatized” is real and it has to do with like your vagina micro biome

Talarico is amazing, Susan Collins good FUCKING riddance, but my heart is with El-Sayed and I have to go sleep and just pray I wake up to happy

Make it so 💔

When will the NFL gonna switch to scrunch-butt pants

Heed the call of Fall @BertieBertDaPom

Mike Tomlin interviewing Patrick Mahomes: Muppet Christmas

A great price for $BERT

Players talking about god isn’t just annoying it’s also just dull. If they said something interesting and new and about their religious fervor during football, I would be ok w that

Hello Cam Skattebo, comic-accurate Wolverine

What a feeling when a kicker (NOT Harrison Butker) kicks a game-winning field goal it’s just such a unique position and such a concentration of pressure into a single second, I love it. I love to see kickers (NOT Harrison Butker) get carried off the field with joy

MarioTAH!

Just taking a coffee break and stranger stops and says “hey where’s Bert?” it’s still hard, just FYI

Ultimately it’s gonna come down to intangibles

Joe Bastianich said euphemism instead of aphorism when telling a contestant he was thrown off

WOMBAT roof spot in spider man credits

Cooter-mogging trad-grift

What comes after nude dressing? Open wound dressing? Oh wait there is a pun there

Sweet Green empty, Pura Vida empty, where will the rabbity people go

Change the name to Social Democrat it will be full landslide times

Ugh should I be more afraid of air quality death or poop lettuce