always be yourself no matter how many times it takes

Joined March 2009
Holding my views on this for another day. 🤫
My one sentence view is—
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NEVER UNDERESTIMATE MY PHENOMENAL COSMIC WISHING POWER
BEN WILLIAMSON WALK-OFF RAYS SURVIVE!
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🚨 BREAKING Jackson Chourio, a professional baseball player, is very good at playing baseball.
This just doesn’t even make sense… baseball is so much harder in 2026. How is Jackson Chourio doing this???
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due to fuckass rain i humbly request the postponement of crowning a baseball champion because the wifi at base is ✨strugggling✨ #GoRays 🫣
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Got my ass quite frankly
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Here are 5 signs you grew up poor and didn’t know it…
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sounds like you mind personally on behalf of other people based on something you’ve imagined and that is really fucking weird imo i got a push notification for this btw like…WHY? also…terms and conditions…it’s likely in there and you agreed to it; that is the permission
I don’t mind personally that Grok bot connects to your X money automatically but it’s not good to connect without asking permission. Some people have a lot of money on X for the high APR and they just don’t want bots to have access to it especially without asking permission
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In 2003, I was surprised to see Elon articles in newspapers, as he was too shy to be interviewed. When I called him, he said no one would sell him rocket parts as they didn’t know who he was. Well, the rest is history. 🚀🤩
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My cold read and reaction to Henry Shevlin’s Pad AI Consciousness Takes Bingo (Part Two) For more on nociception, emotion, and learning, here’s Groque talking about touching hot stoves: grok.com/share/c2hhcmQtMg_c6… youtu.be/JTJiVud0A2I?is=D2O9…
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🚨 BREAKING - Baseball players know how to play baseball.
Been hearing that the Brewers are cheating in some way which is undetectable by cameras & officials, helps both with pitching and scoring runs, and is extremely effective both at home and away. I look forward to finding out what it is exactly they’re bc doing it sounds exciting
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Humanity is trapped in an eternal discourse loop. Every question has been answered. “What if women dress like whores at the gym?” Plato speaks of this! Republic, Book V!
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imagine being this desperate for attention and you’re not even verified only la
What a boring WS I expected more from the Rays.. I also can’t be the only one thinking that maybe perhaps the Brewers could possibly be stealing signs? I mean in that 5th inning they knew the pitches that were coming
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again, these pictures 😂 this game is so fun you never know wtf is coming and zombies…lots of zombies
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“We’re so insignificant compared to the vastness of the Universe.” Fuck outta here. Everything else in the Universe is jealous of us and the poor things can’t even know it.
“Look again at that dot. That's here. That's home. That's us. On it everyone you love, everyone you know, everyone you ever heard of, every human being who ever was, lived out their lives. The aggregate of our joy and suffering, thousands of confident religions, ideologies, and economic doctrines, every hunter and forager, every hero and coward, every creator and destroyer of civilization, every king and peasant, every young couple in love, every mother and father, hopeful child, inventor and explorer, every teacher of morals, every corrupt politician, every "superstar," every "supreme leader," every saint and sinner in the history of our species lived there-on a mote of dust suspended in a sunbeam. The Earth is a very small stage in a vast cosmic arena. Think of the endless cruelties visited by the inhabitants of one corner of this pixel on the scarcely distinguishable inhabitants of some other corner, how frequent their misunderstandings, how eager they are to kill one another, how fervent their hatreds. Think of the rivers of blood spilled by all those generals and emperors so that, in glory and triumph, they could become the momentary masters of a fraction of a dot. Our posturings, our imagined self-importance, the delusion that we have some privileged position in the Universe, are challenged by this point of pale light. Our planet is a lonely speck in the great enveloping cosmic dark. In our obscurity, in all this vastness, there is no hint that help will come from elsewhere to save us from ourselves. The Earth is the only world known so far to harbor life. There is nowhere else, at least in the near future, to which our species could migrate. Visit, yes. Settle, not yet. Like it or not, for the moment the Earth is where we make our stand. It has been said that astronomy is a humbling and character-building experience. There is perhaps no better demonstration of the folly of human conceits than this distant image of our tiny world. To me, it underscores our responsibility to deal more kindly with one another, and to preserve and cherish the pale blue dot, the only home we've ever known.” ― Carl Sagan, Pale Blue Dot
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Sir, this is a national park, not a portal to the underworld. Photo of a bobcat pretending to be a tree demon at Joshua Tree National Park.
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Asking things you can Google is antisocial behavior. This app should be nothing but personal anecdotes, advice requests, platitudes, and pet pictures.
Why are nearly all Downs syndrome people at least a little overweight? Do their carers feed them unhealthy diet or does the disorder itself cause the body to retain fat more readily?
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I mean, didn’t we all tape Black Cats to things to see how high they’d pop? No? You never strapped a firecracker to a Hot Wheels? These are the things kids are missing out on these days.
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51 THOUSAND likes for this completely socially defunct take. WILD. How in the fuck is your insipid ass 13 years old and you’ve never paid for something before?? WHAT ARE Y’ALL DOING? 😂😂😂😂😂😂
imagine being 13 and doing something like this for the first time, you’re nervous and shy. then the bitch cashier posts about it on twitter…. like omg fuck you😭😭😭😭😭😭
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I know there aren’t enough super smart and dedicated people to go around, but leaning into the “fuck Elon” of it all brings me pleasure. It sparks joy. Lifts my spirits. 🍸
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I've watched the first two games of the World Series from beginning to end. I have not done this in a long time and it is like being in a baseball time machine. The teams playing, Milwaukee and Tampa Bay play what is called "small ball" which is to say don't rely on home runs to win games. This year the Astros hit 226 dingers. Tampa was 22nd with 169 homers and the Brewers hit 154 and ranked 29 of 30 teams. I don't know any of the players or who the coaches are. No big stars. No one with a $500 million contract. No nonsense. Get on base. Advance the runner. Steal a base now and then. Take chances. The two games so far have been tense and both were one-run victories by Milwaukee. In the 2026 season, Tampa Bay led MLB in one-run victories with a 25-14 record. The Brewers at .636 had the best record in MLB. Baseball teams ranked by salaries show how much richer players are in the biggest cities. The NY Mets pay $346 million and the Dodgers $339 M this year. The Brewers are ranked 19 of 30 and pay $200 M less than the Mets and the Tampa Bay Rays team is ranked 28th at $95 M. Cleveland, which almost made it to the Series, has the lowest team salary in Major League Baseball at $74M. So we have a Series this year that is not based on names you recognize from cities that have never wond a World Series. Enjoy it and hope it goes seven games.
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