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If your tattoos aren’t stupid you’re a fucking nerd

What do people "do"? Did we used to do something?

Imagine both worlds where the dip stock skyrockets and Lipton’s French onion mix is $400

Coding has absolutely increased my cheeto intake, luckily mtn dew is still a hard no

Remember when one of the most offensive things a person could do was rollerblading?

I dream of a future where no jobs require skills or even human beings at all and we get 5000 a month to go to the beach

As an 18 year-old I went to work every day at 5 AM to wash dishes next to a known sex offender. Just the two of us. This isn’t about the minimum wage I was just remembering his sick prison tattoos

There were literally people who love essential oils so much they joined QAnon - why do these people continue to diss California?!

You know I think it’s tine to acknowledge that the power of positive thinking worked really, really well

I don’t get why we don’t just brainwash them it’s obviously very easy

I thank God my uncles didn’t live to see those animals try to overthrow the government because they 100% would have joined

I was in a cult for 6 months once and let me tell you in this case victim-blaming is fun AND effective

Let us never forget that Trump and Giuliani were the greatest comedy duo to ever try to overthrow the government

I’m kinda scared, but the way they‘re face planting along the way...really brings a smile to my heart

The greatest tragic irony for me is the guy who has a boner for guns dies because he’s scared of a flash bang

Today is the day the slim jim stepped into us

19 days since I found pie crust in my nose