en las nubes ⛅️⛅️
New York
Joined March 2012
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Halloween may not be a thing here but today a cow almost unhinged the latrine door while I was peeing & it was pretty damn terrifying
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I really love @josephstevennnn thank you for making my life even though we are on opposite ends of the planet
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Life in Africa so far: incredible people, incomparably beautiful nature/views + I have never eaten more potatoes in my life
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What's up Twitter. PSA: caca is definitely a universal word that transcends all languages. #themoreyouknow
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Just ate my body weight in appetizers from TGI Fridays. 1) this is living 2) gotta fill up on wings b4 I move
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The lady sitting next to me in the waiting room right now was born in 1914 and she's the most lit person I've ever met ❤️❤️❤️
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when it finally hits u that in 7 days ur ass is moving to Southern Africa but u still gotta do 230520495804398 things before u go
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excuse me teapawt.net/OnThisDayGaming/status…
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I need to stop instagramming every ounce of ice cream that I eat as if I'm trying to prove to the world that I really like ice cream
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the feeling u get when u soberly pass a place that u've been shitfaced at in the past & somehow recognize it based on ur broken memories
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I am sooooooooo good at spending all my money as if my bank account = bottomless mimosas = unlimited pancakes = 69 cent chicken wings
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Hanging with a baby all day is AWESOME. Mostly bc I get to give him back at the end of the week but still a great time
I hate myself for being so attracted to this man teapawt.net/SoDamnTrue/status/8982…
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grateful everyday that I grew up w. a Latina mom who doesn't take shit from anyone and gets the damn job done
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THIS SONG IS EVERYTHING TO ME YOU HAVE NO IDEA @Lin_Manuel THANK U FOR CREATING THIS MUSICAL teapawt.net/Lin_Manuel/status/8971…
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