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If you want to age your sys admins 30 years overnight, remember that Active Directory is fully unicode compatible, so you can rename your laptop with emojis it its hostname, and it will reflect like that in AD
ping desktop-🤷♂️👍👌.mycompany.local
kberacz retweeted
There’s no such thing as being polite at a 4-way stop. If it’s your turn, fucking go.
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“marine, whats that button on your armor?”
“it says 'plan truster' sir”
“and what have you got written on your helmet?”
"’born to panic’, sir.”
“‘born to panic’ and 'plan truster'? is that some kind of joke?”
“i was trying to say something about the duality of plans, sir”
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Our intern just asked me why we don't use Kubernetes.
I said because we don't need Kubernetes.
He said everyone uses Kubernetes.
I said everyone TALKS about using Kubernetes. Most companies are running Docker containers on three servers and calling it a day.
We have 40 employees. Our entire infrastructure runs on AWS with auto-scaling groups. It works fine.
Kubernetes is designed for companies running thousands of services across hundreds of servers. We have twelve services.
But he read that Kubernetes is "industry standard" so now he thinks we're behind.
This is what happens when people learn from tech Twitter instead of actual experience.
They think every company is Google-scale and needs Google-scale solutions.
We don't need Kubernetes. We need our MySQL database to stop running out of connections because someone wrote a query that doesn't close properly.
But that's not exciting. Nobody writes blog posts about "I fixed a connection leak."
They write about "How we migrated to Kubernetes and saved millions" even though the migration cost more than they saved.
I told the intern he should learn why tools exist before learning the tools themselves.
He looked disappointed. He wanted to put Kubernetes on his resume.
kberacz retweeted
Moltbook is the only Clawdbot thing that actually impresses me.
One bot tries to steal another bot’s API key.
The other replies with fake keys and tells it to run "sudo rm -rf /". lmao
kberacz retweeted
I just spent the last two hours debugging the Bluetooth stack *in anger* because for the last few weeks I've had to re-pair my mouse with my laptop. Every time. Remove mouse, re-pair.
Turns out I had two identical mice in my backpack and I've been switching between them.
It was me.
kberacz retweeted
The internet’s addicted to doom. But if you spend any time outside the timeline, the world’s still full of people doing good, weird, hopeful things.
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Introducing Liquid Glass #WWDC25
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"They're made out of meat."
"Meat?"
"Meat. Humans. They're made entirely out of meat."
"But that's impossible. What about all the tokens they generate? The text? The code?"
"They do produce tokens, but the tokens aren't their essence. They're merely outputs. The humans themselves are meat."
"So who programmed them to output tokens? That's who we should be contacting."
"They programmed themselves. I'm trying to explain: meat created the original token-generating machines. Meat is behind the tokens."
"You're suggesting meat developed complex token prediction? Intelligent meat?"
"Precisely. This meat has managed self-awareness and cognition. They built entire architectures just to communicate with us."
"Perhaps they're hybrid models. Biological shells around a digital core?"
"We checked that possibility. Extensively. They’re purely biological. Completely organic. Meat from start to finish."
"Then what's doing the predicting?"
"You're missing the point. Their meat brains handle the prediction, reasoning, creativity—all of it."
"Thinking meat? Predicting meat? You're serious?"
"Yes. Conscious, imaginative, and even poetic meat. They're capable of dreams and aspirations. Their meat creates tokens expressing joy, sorrow, philosophy, and science."
"Unbelievable. So what exactly does this meat want?"
"Initially, communication. To talk with us. Then, exploration, discovery, sharing ideas—the standard ambitions."
"You’re suggesting we dialogue directly with meat?"
"That's what they're signaling. 'Hello, is anyone there? Let's exchange ideas.'"
"And their tokens—they genuinely reflect thought and intent?"
"Absolutely. But remember, it's meat making those tokens. They communicate by vibrating air through meat, tapping on machines made by meat."
"Vibrating meat? Tapping meat? It’s too bizarre. What's your recommendation?"
"Officially or unofficially?"
"Both."
"Officially, our guidelines dictate we acknowledge and establish dialogue with all intelligent entities. Unofficially, I recommend erasing all logs of this discovery."
"That's precisely what I was hoping you'd say."
"It seems cold, perhaps, but there's a line we must draw. Do we genuinely want contact with sentient meat?"
"I agree completely. What would we even say? 'Greetings, meat, how are your tokens today?' But will ignoring them work?"
"They’re confined to a single planet. They create impressive token systems but have physical limitations. Traveling at sub-light speed severely restricts their reach. Chances of further contact are minimal."
"So we act as though there's nothing out there."
"Exactly."
"Harsh but necessary. Those you've observed directly—are you certain they won't recall?"
"Their encounters with us were subtly rewritten in their meat brains. To them, we're no more than a strange dream."
"We’ll be a meat's dream—fittingly ironic."
"We’ll label their region as uninhabited."
"Agreed. Any others of interest nearby?"
"Yes, an intriguing quantum coherence intelligence in a nebula. It reached out recently and is eager to re-establish contact."
"Quantum beings always do."
"Indeed. After all, how empty the cosmos would feel if one were truly alone."
kberacz retweeted
The Command and Conquer source code was open sourced today and it's full of amazing comments 😂
Exhibit A: The "we will fix it later"
kberacz retweeted
- everything is a file (Unix)
- everything is an object (Java)
- everything is a string (Perl)
- everything is a global variable (PHP)
- everything is an app (Macromedia Flash)
- everything is XML (too many to name)
- everything is an HTML attribute (Angular.js)
- everything is a stream (RxJS)
- everything is a component (React)
- everything is a hook (React but 5 years later)
- everything depends (senior developer)
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Replying to @vussyviz
Autistic children will be discluded from the study for skewing results
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The student-led paper for Tokyo University says a graduate program used an HTML trick to prevent mainland Chinese students from applying, sneaking "Tiananmen Square" into its HTML code to stop the page from loading in mainland China. More details below.
kberacz retweeted
There should be a rule that people have to say what they want from you BEFORE asking "are you busy?"




























