Word nerd. Wheelie popper. Sometime traveler. Dad. Game writer & editor. Dawg fan. Cold-foamer connoisseur. Rap snob.

Tacoma, WA
Joined March 2015
Me: What do you want to name your character? Kid (almost 4): City Jeans. Me: I've literally been paid to come up with character names for a video game and never thought of one that good. Kid: Incredible Good Fun Francis Dances. Me: Fuck.
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Home is where you, and your warclaw, can rest your heads. Welcome to Janthir.
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BEARS IN THE HOUSE, Y'ALL!
🌟 Guild Wars 2: Janthir Wilds lands August 20th! Get a taste of what kind of adventures await. (Spoiler: 🏡?) #GuildWars2 🌟 buy.guildwars2.com/en-us/jan…
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The Realm of Dreams awaits, Wayfinder. The latest update to Guild Wars 2: Secrets of the Obscure is now live with new story Chapters, Legendary Relics and Armor, Tier-one Obsidian Legendary Armor, and much more. guildwars2.com/news/live-now…
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Some poor young nerd reading this article before the correction like, "Yeah baby, this computer science degree is REALLY gonna pay o-- Oh. Shit."
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"The thing is, I didn't know I'm not allowed to spit on my electronics."
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Okay, but hear me out: isn't the reason we hire amazing, professional voice actors because they're able to embody the characters and bring them to life in ways only a professional actor can? Trust me, people do NOT want to hear their shitty robovoice replace Cameron Monaghan.
EA new patent would allow players to voice characters in games themselves You would input speech and then the tech would replicate your voice for in-game characters Would you use this? 🤔 See more: veryaligaming.com/ea-player-…
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The story of #GuildWars2 takes the wayfinder to a strange new realm in "Through the Veil"—a new update that's free for owners of Guild Wars 2: Secrets of the Obscure! Take a look at what's new: guildwars2.com/news/live-now…
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LET'S GOOOOOOOOO!
Rifts are opening up across Tyria, beckoning horrors from the demon realm. Join the hunt for the truth, now! #GW2SOTO buy.guildwars2.com/secrets-o…
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Once you meet our fun new characters, you won't be able to get them out of your head!
Rifts are opening up across Tyria, beckoning horrors from the demon realm. Join the hunt for the truth, now! #GW2SOTO buy.guildwars2.com/secrets-o…
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RIP Pac. God damn.
Developing Story: After spending nearly a century in the Pac-12, the University of Washington and University of Oregon will reportedly be following USC and UCLA to the Big Ten. Click here for the latest on the current situation: sports.mynorthwest.com/17629…
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The fourth #GuildWars2 expansion—Secrets of the Obscure—launches August 22, and some secrets just can't be kept. We're unveiling more about #GW2SOTO's combat, story, rewards, and beta event right now! guildwars2.com/news/announci…
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Get on it, my dudes!
The story of #GuildWars2 continues today with “What Lies Within”—a new update that’s free for owners of Guild Wars 2: End of Dragons! guildwars2.com/news/play-wha…
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Without spoiling anything: The "epilogue" of the new gw2 story was fantastic. I was in tears laughing constantly at it. It was so much fun. #GW2
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Decided to turn the second period of the Kraken game on. First period of Kraken hockey I've ever watched. 4 goals in like 5 minutes. This hockey thing is pretty fun. I might keep watching.
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if I wanted YouTube Shorts, I'd download TikTok, please go away
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Welcome to the Repeat Myself to Get the Kid to School Show starring the Kid and Dad who Dad what Dad where are my shoes Dad brush teeth Kid pants no not those Kid let's go Kid hurry up Kid thought you got my backpack Dad oh are you f
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