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Nothing encapsulates the experience of living in the early 90s quite like listening to Bjork talk about absolutely anything.
What is the womenswear equivalent of the menswear guy @dieworkwear ? Like for real, grown-up women.
Sorry, but market analysis is just word salad when I’m still spending 1/3 of my income on groceries.
Blue checks:
“Gather round, plebs. I have something nonsensical to say, but I will say it earnestly and repeatedly in 5 threaded posts.
I don’t want to sound dramatic, but — Snow Crash was prophesy and will become the religious text of cults in the aftermath of the apocalypse.
The British government began housing asylum seekers on a hulking barge moored on the Dorset Coast to cut down on the cost of housing migrants in hotels — currently at about $7.6 million a day — and to deter others from attempting irregular entry. wapo.st/45nf7c5
Stock market tip - a bunch of companies are about to be broke if we don’t fix the ADHD meds supply chain.
Relationships are basically hyperfixations, not unlike that time I ate popcorn every day for 6 months. Or that time I learned everything about sewing.
Me: Capitalism is a nihilistic nightmare-scape.
Also Me: I like to mitigate my existential dread with some online shopping.
Still thinking about how my hairdresser added some extra blonde highlights around my face and called them “money shots.”
The whole entire ocean has had enough of our shit.
Another orca repeatedly rammed into a yacht near Scotland as their boat-bashing behavior appears to be spreading north huffpost.com/entry/orca-yach…
They could have built a submersible simulation with a capsule and recorded footage, and it would not have been viscerally discernible from the actual experience.
They specifically paid for the excitement associated with risk.
The deep ocean is basically a parallel dimension. We figured out how to go through the portal but where we land and how we get back through is hit or miss.
The ceaseless AI cacophony in the webosphere sounds so self-congratulatory. Same energy as my kid talking about Roblox.
Hypothetically- if I wanted to buy a couch from IKEA, but the closest one is 2 ½ hours away and in a whole other state - how can I make this happen without doubling the cost of the purchase?
Scrolling TikTok live streams is so fucking dystopian.
You’re in a soundless room with a remote control, clicking through an infinite number of private spaces and street vendors. And you can yell at them or send them credits in their own currency.
Normalize leaving online meetings without explanation when someone starts whining about engineering processes they don’t understand.
AITA posts are just Tarot cards for the Very Online.
Doesn’t matter if it’s fake - works the same either way.