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Patrick Keane

@keaneofcomedy

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Joined February 2019
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Comedians, when having pics taken of you onstage, def have your phone in your pocket! 📞
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Haagen Dazs with Patrick Keane | Ep. 107 The Consumers

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@Tarek_FattalOct 3
I was at Santa Margarita Friday morning for CBS-LA to see how the Eagles do things in Orange County. I asked QB Fletch Palmer who has the better arm: him or his Dad, Carson Palmer? He didn’t even hesitate 😂
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Anyone know if anybody does this joke?
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@Todd_SpenceAug 3
if LEGALLY BLONDE and A FEW GOOD MEN were in the same movie 😂👏 I need to know who did this
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So weird that Space Force isn’t solving more stuff.
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Is LeBron still with the Sixers?
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If only there were something out there to divide us!
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After a show when telling a comic they were your favorite, make sure it’s within hearing distance of all the other comics. Feel good moment for everybody. 🎤 💕
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The main thing that got me into comedy is my mirror.
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Winner tomorrow gets the Falkland Islands 🇦🇷 v🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 ⚽️ 🥅
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Norway 🇳🇴 vs England 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 in Miami. Sun Block Bowl!
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@DiscussingFilmJul 7
Jesse Eisenberg says that his voice as Dort in ‘MINIONS & MONSTERS’ is based on comedian Mike O'Connell. “I thought Mike was British and I said to him ‘wait are you British?’ He's like ‘no of course not I’m from Chicago.’ He had just adopted this persona.”
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America: Cause two white guys named George couldn’t get along. 🇺🇸
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U.S. soccer is doing well. They had a hiccup with Turkey, but who doesn’t. 🦃 ⚽️ 🥅 🎤
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Thank you to @RickTittle for having me on. Great talk on comedy and sports. Show tonight at SF punchline and 2 tomorrow. 444 Battery St. Happy 4th 🇺🇸 🧨 🔥 💥
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Be sure to see the @keaneofcomedy at the @punchlinesf tonight and tomorrow.
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Brazil 🇧🇷 in UCLA colors and Japan 🇯🇵 in Germany colors. That makes a lot of sense judge. ⚽️ 🥅
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If Germany 🇩🇪 and Austria 🇦🇹 play in the World Cup ⚽️, who does Hitler root for?
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Hopefully America doesn’t fall asleep tomorrow from all the tryptophan in Turkey. ⚽️ 🥅 🇹🇷
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Mexicans and Koreans have had such a good time in Mexico this past week for the World Cup that we're gonna be seeing a lot of Mexican/Korean babies in March just in time for St. Patrick's Day! 🇲🇽 🇰🇷 ☘️
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