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Keaton Kustler

@keat

2001 World Clown Association “Junior Joey” bronze medalist.

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Joined September 2008
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Thank you to everyone who has re shared and re posted this. It’s case # Abellar 3cj06672 at the Los Angeles Courts if y’all want more info. Didn’t think I’d ever have to be a canceller, but I tried to go through the proper channels and the results were disappointing.
Keaton Kustler (@keat) profile pictureKeaton Kustler@keat2 Aug 2023
In December I went to use my friends shower bc mine was broken, and caught her bf, JOSEPH SEAN ABELLAR videotaping me while I was showering. I have just learned while he was convicted of recording me without my consent, he did not have to register as a sex offender
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It’s an ultramarathanomenon
rosey🌹 (@thechosenberg) profile picturerosey🌹@thechosenberg19 Oct 2024
46 miles for the bit?? Lesbians are so powerful
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YALL FORGOT MY BDAY. jk I haven’t opened this app in 4 months
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Damn my friend had to hey mister for some NA white claw
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Where my adhd girlies at
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I may own a $180 solid brass and silver plated decorative jar shaped like an Adderall pill, but I am throwing full judgement at the adult women obsessed with their $50 cups
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Laika Songs@laikasongs29 Dec 2023
My New Year’s resolution is to try to not spend any more time thinking about how Brand New wasn’t a good band.
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I bought myself and my bf mini washing machines for Christmas and it has changed my entire life, ask me anything.
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Merry Christmas!
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It has been a tough year for everyone in the creative industry but remember as we head into 2024, if you haven't reached your career goals by the time you're 18 years old, it's never going to happen.
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I saw 3 people walking on the 101 at different times today
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Feel like shit, just want her back (Austin Powers themed bar in Glendale)
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she bucca on my di til i beppo
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Idk what yall are calling this new wave of shoegaze but i have decided it’s “nügaze” you’re welcome
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Yesterday Santa told me Rick Caruso is on the naughty list fyi
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is this the guy from the 1975
One Perfect Scene (@oneperfectscene) profile pictureOne Perfect Scene@oneperfectscene18 Nov 2023
antonio banderas in women on the verge of a nervous breakdown (1988)
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Overheard at target in San Bernardino- woman to her 5 year old daughter: “come here Sativa!”
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Wanna see me absolutely CHOKE? Ask me what size merch i want. I’ll say “anything except medium” you’ll say “which size” and then I’ll 100% stutter. A size S, L, XL and even 2X are entirely their own individual vibes/styles & all of them are great. One does not simply choose
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Thank you @joshweller for ELI5ing the Vegas f1 disaster
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