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I drink your milkshake.

New Hampshire, USA
Joined August 2011
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Bro without a doubt has had dick in his mouth before. 😳
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Trumps midterm message: I love cock! teapawt.net/factpostnews/status/21…
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Y'all got a gay president before a woman president.
Trump: I love the meat! Ahhhh! I love it, look! *gestures*
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When Trump says the US is "making money like never before," he's not talking about you. He's talking about himself, his family, and his billionaire buddies. He doesn't give a fuck about you.
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Damn! Trump sure is pulling in the crowds!!! Oh wait, my bad, that was Barack Obama last night in Michigan.
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It’s kinda fun seeing the magats melt down over Obama’s Cheesecake Factory joke.
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PSA: If you’re more upset about Obama making a joke about Cheesecake Factory than you are about Trump making it impossible for you to afford to EAT at a Cheesecake Factory, then congratulations, because YOU are an idiot, and an asshole, and you’re in a fucking cult.
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About says it all.
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With lindsey graham gone the Republican Party really has no bottom.
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MAGA straight up eating their own earwax while listening to Trump speak is peak perfection
f I have to watch this maga eat his own ear wax, you do too
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Fact.
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True Story...
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Which part of Christianity is live-streaming an execution by firing squad?
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Countries that conduct public executions... Iran Afghanistan North Korea Somalia Yemen Saudi Arabia And now the United States.
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Describe Ken Paxton in one word.
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Donald Trump has outgrown his diapers and now wears a personal septic tank.
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True Story...
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