Grownup Keem (@keem) header
Grownup Keem (@keem) profile picture

Grownup Keem

@keem

Hobbies: Magnets // Likes: Ghouls // Dislikes: People's knees // Other interests: Spaghetti days, America

 Toronto, ON
Joined April 2008
  • Tweets2.5K
  • Following656
  • Followers386
I should call her
Image from Old Fashioned Bologna Salad (@Bologna_Salad)
813
28,116
3,505
378,643
“what nft should i buy today” my brother in christ, you need to shop for a bed frame
19
28
6
310
(Hot girl voice) can you do me a huge favor?
78
5,133
565
36,011
Grownup Keem retweeted
The Onion (@TheOnion) profile picture
The Onion
@TheOnion26 Feb 2022
Man Ruthlessly Scolds Other Man Online For Having Opinion He Held Less Than 2 Years Ago bit.ly/3sj6Q81
Image from The Onion (@TheOnion)
10
224
31
2,672
毎週火曜日、午後５時半
Image from 猛暑 Mousho (@wasshoihot)
3
208
2
1,290
White people: "Black people should protest peacefully!" *Black person sits quietly during national anthem* White people: "No not like that."
819
53,682
1,547
93,617
I’d like to buy a vowel, Pat “Go ahead” Is there a 😭? “There are 14” I’d like to solve. ‘OMG LOL I CAN’T EVEN 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭’ “You got it”
73
6,364
17
13,203
Sorry I yelled "killin' it" when your mom was eating that banana.
16
1,183
12
2,009
MY PERSONAL FORECAST:
Image from Mary Charlene (@IamEnidColeslaw)
17
713
2
2,137
One of McDonald's mascots is a guy who steals from McDonald's.
20
849
1
1,885
Grownup Keem retweeted
brent (@murrman5) profile picture
brent@murrman530 Jan 2015
canada fact: only the 2nd, 3rd, 5th, 7th and 11th prime ministers were called prime ministers. the rest were just called ministers
18
353
829
I never know when to end a hug so I usually just snap the person's neck and walk into a marsh.
4
347
1,082
*gets down on 1 knee* OMG *puts 2nd knee down* WHAT? *lays on floor* JIM? *snake noises* WHAT ARE YOU DOING? *slithers out of relationship*
16
2,795
4
4,817
Erotic short story #149: It was the night before Christmas. Santa came.
2
48
67
Grownup Keem retweeted
cluedont (@cluedont) profile picture
cluedont
@cluedont29 Mar 2014
Still not entirely sure what worms are up to.
4
11
12
♪ I want a new pug One that does a cool trick One that won't let me drive my car Because it drives all the time. It is a driving pug ♪
3
49
139
Roses are black, violets are black, I can't see shit.
2
1,406
496
In order to catch a cold, you must think like a cold.
5
72
147
Grownup Keem retweeted
rob fee (@robfee) profile picture
rob fee@robfee24 May 2013
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory is basically Saw, but with desserts.
32
1,561
2
2,197
Grownup Keem retweeted
Kelkulus (@kelkulus) profile picture
Kelkulus@kelkulus8 Mar 2012
RT to instantly depose a Ugandan warlord.
1
20
10
Load more