@keepitgoingmort

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 @mortPREMIUM
Joined June 2023
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I love rough sex
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Claire@cutepuppyz1Oct 26
When u have a male friend and he starts talking about something boring but ur not attracted so it doesn’t magically become interesting
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how it feels to drink monster
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“Do I spend my week off being productive and doing assignments, or waste my youth in front of a computer screen? Quite the dilemma. Though I think I’ve made a decision.”
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you only get one canadian in your life. choose wisely.
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you never leave twitter
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se suponia que hoy me iba a poner al dia con la facultad y no hice nada
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dasha
@0xdashaOct 25
my opps: - in psych ward (1) - transitioned (2) - 20 years on drugs charge (1) - wiped to zero, riches to rags (2) - lifelong spiritual retreats (3) - pushing 50, never got to love (1) - on onlyfans (2) - resting in peace (3)
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LT Jonathan Kendrick@PlisskenPatriotOct 24
Hard-boiled egg and a shot of whiskey for breakfast. Who gives a fuck.
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life is full of choices and i chose to do engineering
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mika
@gyauokaOct 24
I'm the perfect woman. You'd have to be a real stupid fucking bitch to not see how much of a catch I am, anyway, hope I hear from you soon.
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Not what i was gonna say but… it’s not wrong.
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learning to drive at 23
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gave a homeless man $10 and half my joint and he said i was the realest n word in new york city
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tom
@anonbirddOct 21
i wear yoga pants and drink preworkout while i edit videos, i also use my pussy for good, but more often, for evil
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He is 15 but he still loves his little buddy
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v♀@decembresseOct 20
keep coping cuck
𝓁𝒶𝓇𝓇𝓎@larrysohairyyyOct 19
idc if my bf watch porn, like screenshare that shit lets watch tg
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elliot@elliotconkOct 20
Classmate I barely know confronted me about skipping my 1st class but coming to my 2nd class
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is adult swim realizing that theres an audience that wants kawaii rick morty merch and were not all stoner dudebros
🥧@applejampyOct 20
와 진짜 바보같고 귀엽닼
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