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kri$

@keepitkrissy

The People’s Princess 💗 International Corporate & Commercial Atty.

 Dallas, TX
Joined August 2014
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I PASSED THE FUCKING TEXAS BAR EXAM!!!!!!! May 2021 - graduated law school. October 2021 - barred in 2 states!!! Thank God!!
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@BALUCIAGAOct 30
black boys deserve to grow old.
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Make it a habit of reminding yourself: “God has been good to me before, and He will be good to me again.”
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I need Kim’s pussy in a next life. #RHOA
Bye Wig Hello Drama (@HousewivesHub) profile pictureBye Wig Hello Drama@HousewivesHubOct 28
I can’t believe Kim Zolciak got another man to pay for her lifestyle… and her deviant son’s lawyers fees. Source: TMZ
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First year without Chris Paul the hate left his body
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@TheDunkCentralOct 28
“This is the best I’ve felt in years.” - Scott Foster (Via @ReggieMillerTNT )
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"Do you worry [Abdul El-Sayed] is a bit too left wing to win in Michigan?" Michigan voter "At this point what do we have to worry about? Anything but what we have. We're on our way to hell so at this point socialist, socialise, social, dont matter to me, lower my cost of living"
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ad@2ndlawerOct 26
we used to get our periods at the same time
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If I win the lottery i’m gonna buy Teams then shut it off
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White person: I can relate to Black ppl because I grew up poor. Me: baby, I grew up riding jet skis on the lake
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@KevCoke6Oct 22
Solo trip this, solo trip that. Have YOU taken a trip to the polls to vote in these mid-term elections?! That’s what matters right now.
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😭😭😭😭😭😭
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#BREAKING: Gambling helpline director sentenced to 10 years for stealing $1.4M to gamble.
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I thought my fav neighborhood homeless man moved away, but really he was in the hospital bc he broke his arm & leg…. Talk about bittersweet when I finally saw him today 😅🫠🫠🫠
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As a southerner woman, I refer to my women friends as “my girlfriend(s)” but nowadays ppl think I’m actually indicating I have a girlfriend 😭😭😭
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@covie_93Oct 14
So Abdul El-Sayed with his MD and PhD isn't a doctor but katie zacharia who never passed the bar is a lawyer????
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White House Press Secretary Katie Zacharia has previously referred to herself as a lawyer in public appearances, but she hasn’t passed the bar exam, WSJ reports wsj.com/business/media/white…
Exclusive | White House Press Secretary Katie Zacharia Didn’t Pass Bar Exam

Exclusive | White House Press Secretary Katie Zacharia Didn’t Pass Bar Exam

Zacharia has previously referred to herself as a lawyer in public appearances.

wsj.com
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mots.@motsevskyOct 13
Omo if I was selling suya I’ll eat everything
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KORDEL IS NOT PERFECT BY FAR BUT HE IS MY HUSBAND AND I MARRIED HIM AND WE TOOK AN OATH IN FRONT OF EVERYONE AND TO ME, IMMA REPRESENT THAT TO THE WORLD TO THE FULLEST
NFL Films (@NFLFilms) profile pictureNFL Films
@NFLFilmsOct 14
The Star. The Rumor. The Story. #KordellStewart: Slash & Burn premieres October 27 on @HBOMax.
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There’s so many thick niggas in tech 😹😹😹😹
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I’m just so confused. Is that a requirement or does the body come with the job ??? Help
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And short!! Why yall are short bro 😭
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Again… do yall niggas not know this rule?? I’m tired of seeing my girls about to fall off the curb 😭😭
kri$ (@keepitkrissy) profile picturekri$@keepitkrissy8 Dec 2024
As a man, whyyy don’t you know the “sidewalk rule”??
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