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Joined March 2011
never in the history of earth have we less needed to hear british journalisms view on tonight's events
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if you ever read the history of Brazil... Brazil deserves this
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Trump posts cryptic health message: "A healthy person has a thousand dreams. A sick person has only one (to get better)! President DONALD J. TRUMP"
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the John Terry defence
Young Bob has been arrested. Apparently, he called someone the P-word, but he claims that someone asked him about it and he said it was acceptable to use it.
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Arteta found with 'massive storage of images', as we all suspected.
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did you all remember to leave a glass of port and a carrot out for Peter Hitchens
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a strange man with a square face keeps appearing on my phone and asking me to buy tinned spaghetti hoops
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What a start to the game from Richard Kone 馃く
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'ah. well, nevertheless you are a nonce if you oppose this' - the British government
馃毃NEW: The Online Safety Act has been a failure, according to a new report from Ofcom. Ofcom have found "no significant change" in children encountering harmful content since the law came into effect last July. This is despite the signifigant threats to free speech and privacy.
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Ethan Klein poisoned his young dog to death because he was too busy shouting in front of his nervous Schutzstaffel wife on his YouTube camshow to adequately tend to the nutrition of literally the smallest breed of dog in existence
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*Cornish accent* what's all this about Andy Burnham being jacked off?
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anymore takers on this? Given the quality i'd settle for 2 likes
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do you think putting this woman in what is essentially a trial position for management is going well? let me tell you it is not.
I work with a 32 year old woman who was genuinely broken because someone else got more happy birthdays than her in the group chat
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say what you like about Lisa Nandy but her political legacy grows stronger every day* *the performative glum frown and dull bovine eyes that accompany a politician preparing to eat whatever shit they're being proffered that'll inevitably make all our lives worse
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mateta ndidi m眉cadelesinde g眉lmekten nefesim kesildi
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have the press started pretending the new Ali G is high art yet?
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colleague asked me a couple months ago what i'd do if I got redundancy and I said 'honestly? be grateful for the time to play mass effect again'
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if you didn't romance Garrus or Tali you're a sick fuck but that's okay
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Como fans, or 'Coomers' as they prefer, in dreamland
Goal for Como, scored by Ramon.
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