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Kell's Brain

@kells_brain

Violinist/Dork. Sandwiches. Minimalism. Sustainability. Dancefloors. Engineering. Disco. Modern choreography. Stravinsky. Brains. Cats. Words. Very, very silly.

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Joined March 2009
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In a cab in Collingwood and song on the radio just said "Your lipstick stain is a work of art" - I know I've been out of touch, but WFT??!
Decided to finally start a hair-metal band. We gonna be called Scrunchie and the Bobby Pins.
If you're going to throw fruit, throw canned fruit.
I'm not easy, but I'm true xox youtu.be/IBt4N0Dwi7Q
I know it's cliché, but after a long day I like to sit back with a glass of red wine and do fake sign language to Skid Row's "18 and Life"
Can I order the fried cheese with a side of mirror, so that I can look at myself crying while I eat it? Thanks!
Pro tip: shampoo really brings out the red in your eyes.
This is my impression of someone desperate for attention.
"On a scale from naff to chic, kitsch is closer to chic"
I love movies, and wine, and long romantic walks to the fridge.
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baby, you've just experienced my personal brand.
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If I decide to get contact lenses, it means I have to wear goggles at the beach. Tough decision.
Dude at Revolver last night: "The fresh produce section of the supermarket is a great place to meet chicks if you don't go to the library"
9yr old kid on the 86 tram: "I typed 'how to get a girlfriend' into google and it came up with a picture of a nudie!"
Drum and bassoon
I didn't choose pavlova. Pavlova chose me.
"Remember, a pantomime on ice is twice as nice!" - Advertisement in the Borovansky Ballet's 1959-60 annual program.
The Great Catsby
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