Comedy writer. Still trying to learn the difference between teal and turquoise. Can I pet your dog?
Always lost. Always.
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“Hi. I need a lipstick for my mom.”
Ulta: Sure. What color does she like?
“No you misunderstand. The lipstick goes on my face so my mom looks at it and assumes I have my shit together.”
Ulta: Oh honey, I got you. This shade’s called Lady Danger.
“I’LL TAKE IT.”
We're celebrating a little good news. Big thank you to our draft readers aka the Typo Titans and of course, Flickers' Rhode Island International Film Festival. And thank you, @FilmFreeway for the fun dashboard announcement. :) #screenwriting
On my flight to London, passengers & crew worked together to SOLVE AN IN-FLIGHT MYSTERY…whose freaking phone was blasting classical music. And not the good kind but that baroque stuff that precedes an attack by a demon-possessed babydoll. I’m full-on Jessica Fletcher now.
Congratulations, Brad!! Looking forward to seeing it.
I've been moved by the response to our film - the kind words and support has been amazing.
If you haven't yet, you can check it out on #YouTube (link in the QT thread below).
And, as always, RTs/QTs are the primary way we can overcome the algorithm here, so they're appreciated!
GUYS GUYS GUYS. We’re going to Ireland! Prepare for me to be INSUFFERABLE. Ex: saying words like insufferable. You’ve been warned.
Thanks to everyone who read drafts for us and told us to keep going even after the cookies ran out! #screenwriting #scriptchat
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Crying into a bag of Oreos and writing my memoirs the way my parents always feared
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They said “clean out your email to lessen your anxiety.”
Results:
Very important emails deleted: 1
Outdated emails answered: 1
Draft accidentally sent: 1
Yay productivity.😵💫 #writing
IT FINALLY HAPPENED. I was on a plane when they paged for a doctor. Shout out to the @JetBlue 888 crew and the doctor who stood almost the whole 5hrs caring for the very ill passenger. I hope the passenger, the crew, and the doctor all get a much needed rest.
Hello! It’s a tepid 400°F here in L.A. Dogs are wearing heat-resistant booties. All the coffees are iced. Traffic is extra cranky. Found a shady spot to write pages & prep for our general mtg tomorrow. Please…I beg the gods of 1st look deals…let the cafe be air conditioned!
Re: Hollywood general meetings…
Ask me to snag you a napkin while we’re on line in a coffee shop, I’ll give you napkins PLUS a concise, hilarious rundown of who I am AND what I’m doing today. In a general mtg? I forget my own name for the first 90 seconds. #writerslife