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“THERE’S A BLACK HOLE!!!” ‘OK what are you going to do about it” “We’re sending £18 billion to Mauritius £12.8 Billion to Ukraine £11.6 Billion for overseas climate aid” ‘What about the UK people?’ “Ummm……….we’re putting taxes up…..”
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The whole group slowly standing up and then Smithy asking for Mick’s approval has gave me goosebumps #GavinAndStacey #gavinandstaceythefinale
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There are a lot of very stupid things being said on the family farming tax, by people who are proving themselves to be entirely ignorant of British agriculture. The farm may be worth millions, but it's worth NOTHING until it's sold. So when the farm is passed down, and this huge tax bill arrives - what is the family supposed to do? They don't have hundreds of thousands of pounds sitting in the bank... Farming is not a lucrative career. It does not make much money. The land is valuable, but the returns are not. Running a farm is bloody expensive - profits are minuscule in comparison to the value of the actual farm. This is really not a complicated principle, yet I see idiots parroting utter nonsense. Labour's farming tax will force thousands of farming families to sell the farm to pay the inheritance tax bill. Farms that have been in those families for generations - if it were not for this tax, they would never dream of selling. It's really that simple, and it will change British farming forever. This is a tax drawn up by people who have NO understanding of agriculture. There are three farming MPs in Parliament, I am one of them... Trust me when I say this - Labour does NOT understanding farming. It would be laughable if they were not running the damn country. I wouldn't be surprised if a majority of Labour MPs believe that potatoes grow on trees. These are urban people who think that a farm is a family day out, an opportunity to feed the sheep and ride the tractor. Clueless. On farming, and so much else. I will be standing alongside thousands of other British farmers tomorrow. We must make our voices heard. Reeves must reverse her cruel assault on British family farms. Either she does it now, or we'll do it in 2029.
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#bladerunners just a couple of dinosaurs blocking the scam cam #ulez Bexley Village 3pm today 👍🏼
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Skies clearing over Buckingham Palace with the arrival of a double rainbow. Call me a sentimental fool but it looks like the sign of a heavenly reunion.
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Another great nights stay @premierinn thank you for supporting @mfswimming … #sleep #rest
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🎶Sausage rolls for everyone🎶 #ladbaby 😁
We're hiring! Two fantastic opportunities have arisen within our marketing department in design & marketing and social media & content. Apply now annodistillers.co.uk/careers #marketingjobs #HIRINGNOW
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We're hiring! Find out more and how to apply producedinkent.co.uk/news/tw… #kentjobs #hiring
Celebrate our 10 year anniversary with 10% off till the end of August, read more. annodistillers.co.uk/blog/an…
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Join us this Sunday for a free Anno G&T, samples and a shop discount. Book your tickets now on our website.
Book your tickets now for our ten-year anniversary open day! Your ticket price can be redeemed on the day in our distillery shop too. annodistillers.co.uk/tours
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What a game!!! Well done England. You’ve done us proud. Being on the World Cup!! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🦁🦁🦁⚽️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿
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Who is Pascal Gaüzère and why are hundreds of people trying to get him an emergency eye test with us?...
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Sadly a common misconception. #Excludeduk's nowt to do with tax dodge, it incs Newly self employed Furlough refusees Self-emp 1p over threshold (get nowt 1p less £2,500) 1-person ltd cos (many told must be so or no work) Freelancers paid via PAYE (who cant get furlough) & more
Can you explain in simple terms for the majority of the UK who think tax dodgers have had their cumuppence?
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3 million workers / over 10% of the working population are still ineligible for government support schemes during the Coronavirus crisis. Small business owners, freelancers, self employed and employees now face an entire year of economic hardship. #ExcludedUK @ExcludedUK
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It’s all happening here at @TweetBluewater the staff love a selfie with the 95% bottle
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