Kenneth T

anyone: hey, mind if I give you some constructive criticism? me, outwardly: sure! what's up :) me, internally:

Umbo (bivalve)

pausing to reflect and remember Wagyu Barbie

What is the truth ?

if I could somehow turn ice into a liquid, I would drink it straight. That's how much I love cold, refreshing ice

Tired: rebirth Wired: reDeath

trying panera bread's new Kaffeine Cracked LoKoⓇ Lemonade and instantly going into cardiac arrest

Concept: one of those claw toy games but instead of stuffed animals or w/e it's like, panda express orange chicken

The real "tea"? Tactical Espionage Action

Affirmations for Cleaning the Bathroom: The piss and shit flows effortlessly away from me. The Lysol®️ Disinfectant Spray (Clean Linen™️ Scent) flows towards me. The stains and hairs flow away. The Dr. Bronner's®️ 'Sal Suds™️' Biodegradable Cleaner flows tow

[BEFORE]: I can eat one dried apricot. I am in control, [AFTER, with upset tummy after eating 20]: ouhh oh! ouhhhhh hnnghh

a Kpop track that extensively samples bach air on the g string came out and I'm shitting, youtu.be/R9At2ICm4LQ

I also crave one specific fruit with salt. Not gonna say what it is tho. that's my little secret teapawt.net/i/events/1513912824409…

smoked a bowl of the highest quality ceremonial matcha I could find, not really seeing the difference though

did my 3rd grade guidance counselor make this youtube thumbnail

an amusing typo: Calm Chowder

Affirmations for making the bed: The Bed is powerless to resist me. I manipulate the sheets with ease, even the fitted one, and my onslaught is unstoppable. My muscles are growing larger and veinier as I push the bed around,