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It’s possible and necessary to be interested in everything. - Adrienne Rich. Editorial/Social @Google. Opinions are my own.

SF, CA
Joined March 2007
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She’s everything. He’s just Ken.
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when client asks for rationale
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kieran culkin telling brian cox “dance bitch” to call me maybe
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Just watched a man at a bar in Penn Station order two martinis, pay for them, promptly pour them into an empty Evian bottle, and then walk out all while Billy Joel’s “Uptown Girl” played on the jukebox. Happy holidays!
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I don’t understand how COVID is spiking again after we’ve tried everything from pretending it’s over to pretending it never happened
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babe what’s wrong you’ve barely touched your sunday afternoon creeping sense of dread for the week ahead
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The latest write-thru of the NYT dad hero Club Q story is even more of a gut-punch than it was four hours ago. nytimes.com/2022/11/21/us/co…
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Hello. Young kids back in school are so sick right now. Everyone with a preschooler has an entire household of sleepless viral cough snot fevers for the past two months without a fucking break. So if you know a parent going through this, be kind and gently hit them with your car.
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Okay twitter blue has been such a success I need to do a thread. Feel free to add to the 🧵on the great launch of this product
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billionares are so weird. what are you saving up for? hell?
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hear me out: Muppet Twilight. Nothing else changes. It’s the exact same movie but every character but Bella is a muppet.
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Smoke from California’s wildfires in 2020 — the worst modern wildfire season on record — put twice as many greenhouse gas emissions into the atmosphere as the state’s total reduction in such emissions from 2003 to 2019, researchers found in a new study. trib.al/KWin86J
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Millennials de-escalate by adding "lol" at the end of everything. AIM tendencies.
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The coming week is shaping up to be a pretty crazy weather week in California, TBH--even more so than previously thought. Ongoing heatwave expected to be longer & peak even higher, & now we have potential influence of a soon-to develop hurricane to consider. (1/n) #CAwx #CAfire
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first draft of email: please fuck all the way off email sent: i apologize for any confusion
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Emily Wood retweeted
microdosing vacation by dissociating at work
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holy shit, i can fix this if i vote? awesome! when’s the next supreme court election??
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hell yea tis the damn season
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