In a transition period. Could end up like the Hulk but not green. Trying to find my mojo in North Ayrshire.
Ayrshire, Scotland
Joined March 2009
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Kevin Hand retweeted
Just got sprayed by a winter salt spreader. They should watch what they're doing.. I thought.. thro gritted teeth.
Can you help Scott out and make some dough in the meantime? lnkd.in/dyW5yVY2
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Due to recent speculation I thought it was necessary to confirm that I am not Marcus Rashford… And whilst we are here my name is not Mario either!! Just a simple Maro Itoje will do…
Much love,
Marcu… I mean Maro Itoje
So the Brit has made it to the semi final in the US Open.
I hope they don't have penalty shoot outs to get into the final. Lol
I just supported Bruce Fummey on @buymeacoffee! 🎉
It's only fair for the education and laughs he gives me🤗
Bruce Fummey is explaining Scottish history and places to visit. You can support by buying a coffee ☕️ here — buymeacoffee.com/ScottishBru…
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Can't help thinking they should be called Grolars as Pizzly sounds like a piss poor villan in a low budget tv cop shop. syfy.com/syfywire/pizzly-or-… – at Kilwinning, Scotland
Kevin Hand retweeted
The creator of Enola Gay & Maid of Orleans is the nighttime cleaner of our office. The Orchestral man hoovers in the dark
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Customs Officer: “Name please. Also, anything to declare? And country of travel?”
Jools Holland: “Jools Holland. Jewels. Holland.”
Kevin Hand retweeted
I pooh pooh the concept of alien abduction. It's hard enough to find one let alone do any kidnapping.
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Vincent Price is taller than Alan Price. Who is heavier than Katie Price. As I discovered on this Price comparison website
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Where are YOU dreaming of visiting in #Scotland this weekend?💭⛰️ #StaySafe 📍 Loch Maree, #Highlands 📷 IG/markmccollphotography #OnlyinScotland
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The people have spoken. The BBC has listened. I will be delivering a festive message this Christmas Day on the BBC Scotland channel.
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We will pay for our Christmas holidays with Jan/Feb lockdowns. Just because you can do something, doesn’t necessarily mean you should. Listen to Baroness Joan Bakewell- she’s exactly right! 👇🏼
Professor Devi Sridhar and Joan Bakewell unpack the new Christmas rules channel4.com/news/professor-… via @krishgm
