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He/him. Musician, writer, cruciverbalist, person who looks up "likes crosswords" cuz there must be a word for it and he wants to include it in his Twitter bio

Joined October 2014
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All the urinals in my dreams are like 6 inches too high what’s up with that
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edit for clarity: My baby died and now Im selling its shoes. It never got a chance to wear them on account of dying first.
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Being in your 40s is kinda like a tv show getting renewed for an 11th season and the writers are like oh crap
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I’m at my most productive when I should be doing something else
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every child you see with mangled legs being hopelessly carried, every person you see lit on fire, all the dust covered faces, they were a whole universe. to themselves and everybody they knew. lives as complex, joyful and difficult as yours. it kills me. i’ll never get numb to it
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Y’all gonna know about @canisialu!!!!!
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A reminder of the verb to 'spuddle' (17th century): to work feebly or ineffectively, or to spend a lot of time getting absolutely nowhere.
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nobody will remember: - your salary - how “busy you were” - how many hours you worked people will remember: - if you ate the plums that were in the icebox - the ones I was probably saving for breakfast - serious, asshole, where the fuck are they?
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I wonder if Albert Camus’ family ever introduced themselves like Hey, we’re the Cami
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One day, when it's safe, when there's no personal downside to calling a thing what it is, when it's too late to hold anyone accountable, everyone will have always been against this.
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Well shit
According to a scientific study, artists do not produce better work when they are sad.
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I’ll Shower in the Morning and Other Stories
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Here are some stats to illustrate what has been happening to education in SK. Education quantifiably is only part of the story. Every single child deserves access to good education and the supports needed. SK went from #1 in 🇨🇦 on funding per student to eighth @SaskTeachersFed
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Resigning myself to the fact that I will never be able to write “absence” without first looking up its spelling
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Etel Adnan, endlessly inspiring...
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There's a genre of poem I think of as "All my little things are very special, in the sunlight. I've had a little drink"
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Watching this video like “yep that’s me…yep that’s me…yep that’s me…”
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I do not know which to prefer, Drinking a Tom Collins Or just getting the opportunity to say “I’ll have a Tom Collins”
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‘Cuz they’re both named Donald right? Ok
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Every movie should just end with Bob Newhart waking up in the 70s to tell his wife Emily about this weird dream he just had.
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