Kevin McCarthy

Everyone knows gaslighting but have you ever tried ghostlighting? The next time you get caught cheating just swear by the fact that it was a 19th century Victorian era forlorned spirit that only haunts you on business trips.

That feeling when you are the vp but also an aspiring jockey

After that goal, Connor McDavid is never going to have to pay for healthcare in Canada ever again

Canadians throwing punches knowing very well how bad our healthcare system is… just rubbing it in at this point

Muscle memory isn’t going to let these people be stopped by any barricades in DC

If I was a ref and a coach was yelling at me I would just be like, “ok chill, I’m gonna get you a makeup call just give me a second” and I’d end up in a never ending cycle with both coaches so mad at me

I’m hearing the SEC are such frauds that they are being investigated by the SEC

If LSU is Dolly Parton then that makes her man Bryce Underwood. Jolin took him just because she can

Let Walz Cook!

I'm so proud to have been in charge the clues on the new season of The Masked Singer. Play along and see if you can figure out the secret identities. A fun new twist for the season... Anything Can Be a Clue! Costumes, Set design, Screens in the background. Enjoy the madness!

And he crushes the Simpsons quote. Absolutely love this guy

SEC outclassed by the Big 10 again

When Kalel Mullings gets that first carry

There is nothing more Rutgers than opening your season at 6pm on a Thursday. What is this the Big 10 basketball tournament?

Biden going out to Kygo… guy still has the juice

Tim Walz has me ready to run through a brick a wall for America

That’ll do, Veep. That’ll do.