I've been working with security and key management since 2019 now and cicsabel became keysabel. But no reason not to make songs anymore :-) And after all, UKO can run on the mainframe!
#ibm #security #keymanagement #keys
Alright everyone, who can create the perfect password? I gave up at rule 24
neal.fun/password-game/
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But I would have never gotten past the chess challenge without nextchessmove.com/
Today was the first time that I showed my second baby to real people: Unified Key Orchestrator with Hyper Protect Crypto Services. Thanks to the @IBMcloud meetup for letting me show the great work that my team has done to our customers.
#keymanagement #Security @IBMZ
First business trip since having a baby, for planning GSE Nordic.
Just me and my good friend, the pump.
A completely different way of making good use of the mini bar.
Look what I found at the office today, probably on its way to retirement.
Always a mainframe girl
@IBMservers
@IBMZ
Business idea : a website that rates diapers by their capabilities of preventing overflow. I will call it
Babyleaks
#40ugerefter #ammegeddon #diaperdiaries #momjokes
Isabel Arnold retweeted
"Go to bed, you'll feel better in the morning" is the human equivalent of "Try turning it off and back on again"
Installing this upgrade has come with some defects. Hoping that the tummy ache will go away with the 3 month patch...
Apart from that, everything seems to work according to schedule. The smile feature was released early ❤️
#40ugerefter #ammegeddon #diaperdiaries #momjokes
Being peed on during diaper change is definitely a storage violation
#40ugerefter #ammegeddon #diaperdiaries #momjokes
That tiny stomach is out of storage way to quickly. Keep getting overflows...
#40ugerefter #ammegeddon #diaperdiaries #momjokes
baby.lang.DiaperIndexOutOfBoundsException
I guess I'll have to look at the dump...
#40ugerefter #ammegeddon #diaperdiaries #momjokes
Just learned that I should still limit my coffee intake to max 3 cups/day during the nursing period.
Parental leave suddenly makes so much more sense ...
#40ugerefter #ammegeddon #diaperdiaries
Trying this baby algorithm, but haven't found a break condition yet
while(true) {
feed();
burp();
changeDiaper();
feed();
try{
sleep(3)
} catch(CryException){}
}
#diaperdiaries
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Changed diaper without crying
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