Gold Standard Procrastinator • Gate Friend • He/Him • Switch friend code: SW-5827-2204-7021

Under this microfibre blanket
Joined October 2011
Alright I made the burner. Dm me if you want it
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Due to inflation I'm downgrading from ADHD to AD720p with ads
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Les américains quand ils ont un accident et que quelqu'un menace d'appeler une ambulance
French people when they're asked about foods other than Baguette
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Replying to @RandyRRQuaid
They are great at singing too.
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Les japonais quand ils doivent se décider entre l'inceste, le suicide et la pédophilie
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Clothes are so annoying
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Not scared straight for dogs 😭
Köpeğinin agresif davranışlarını düzeltemeyen bir eğitmen, eğitimli köpeklerinden yardım aldı.
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signing my divorce papers with the penyatta
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Rogue
Which X-men do you think would be the worst to live with and why?
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😭😭😭
Replying to @usernontrouver9
Le japonais quand le combo corde plus tabouret est en rupture de stock au magasin de bricolage
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Bro???? 💀💀💀💀💀
quand tu croises un japonais en randonnée mais tu t’rends compte que ces pieds touchent pas le sol
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Replying to @usernontrouver9
Le japonais quand le combo corde plus tabouret est en rupture de stock au magasin de bricolage
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Omg I can’t stop laughing. His students told him he looked like all of these people and the comments were hilarious. 😭😭😭
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thats actually hilarious i wouldnt even be mad 😭
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Exactly why I be standing far away when it starts LMFAOOOOOOOO
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Still getting used to remembering my ring every morning. Fiancé handles it well. 😭
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prays dirty room educated sucks at looping leader of 40+ survs failed leader clean laundry stinky clothes dbd’s golden boy forgotten nobody pure of heart satan reincarnated
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Coconut water
can you name a drink that tastes awful but somehow people still act like it’s amazing?
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