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Another mom asked me what time I wake my kids up in the morning and I’ve never been more confused.
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MommyingHard@MommyingHard25 Oct 2024
Parenthood is paying $100+ for a babysitter just to spend "date night" sitting in the car because now you're too broke to actually go anywhere.
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Me: I’ll let you know when dinner is ready 5: We’ll hear the alarm Me: I didn’t set an alarm 5: No, the fire alarm
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Ouch, burn.
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The apple that never gets eaten in my kid’s lunch box is one of my longest relationships
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I like to give my kids instructions they can easily follow, like: please share with each other and don’t forget to fight about who gets it first
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sixfootcandy@sixfootcandy23 Oct 2024
Marriage is amazing. You basically get a built-in bestie to blame everything on.
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Me: *Making myself lunch* My 3yo: Mmm that looks good. Let’s go sit down and eat it.
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sixfootcandy@sixfootcandy24 Oct 2024
One minute you’re young and carefree, and the next you’re the office translator for 80s movie references no one else gets.
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I watched the movie, Trolls, with my kids and was really surprised that I didn't see a lot of these Twitter accounts
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My friend in dance class asked me if I was ever a cheerleader and I laughed so hard I choked on my water.
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Some days I feel like I'm a well adjusted adult, other days I get mad that a movie left Netflix, even when I own the movie's DVD.
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I’ve been on earth almost 48 years, and I’ve never seen my mom’s bare fingernails without polish
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Had my hair cut into a bob and coloured red yesterday. Went to bed looking like Mary Quant and got up looking like Ziggy Stardust.
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@deloisivete26 Oct 2024
My 8yo is trying to sell the halloween candy he can't eat to his brother for $2 a piece, so who do I call to report price gouging
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I just gave my husband listening instructions. “When there’s noise coming out of my mouth, that’s me speaking.”
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Good morning! Remember to drink water and that you’re a good parent. These kids are just bad.
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I’m wearing the tightest pants I own out to dinner like a freakin sadist
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K@kourtneyinhell25 Oct 2024
the 3yo just told me to "text her when her Starbucks gets here". I feel it's necessary to add that she does not have a phone to receive texts on. She also can't read
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Today's soccer game nearly fell to pieces after a big gust of wind blew and the children scattered mid-play to catch all the leaves
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@deloisivete26 Oct 2024
Woke up earlier than planned, but at least I also got nothing done
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