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Two years away from being two years away.

Joined February 2017
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(also it's not about literally winning in six, it's about choosing to project confidence in the face of the obvious absurdity of believing in the Bucks and enjoying the ride regardless)
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what the fuck is a tarrarel btw
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4D chess to make Diaz run the bases with a hurt toe
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If you work at Weil Gotshal, go into the office and put your hand in the cash register for no reason. Their money is your money as of right now
Funk Flex premiering Otis / New York City you listen to me, if you're near a convenience store right now, any type of 24-hour store, go into the store right now and put your hand in the cash register for no reason / their money is your money as of right now
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People seeing a bunch of injuries happen in the first four games: this proves that the season’s too long
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Would’ve been nice to get more than one batter out of Megill
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Would be a good bit to take Cam Booser to the woodshed again
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Maaaaan idk about that
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Adam Silver would blow his shit smoove off but I’m still manifesting it
Giannis: *Signs back with Milwaukee after realizing their core is much better suited for his game thanks to the players they acquired (for him)* 😂
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THAT WAS STRESSFUL
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We don’t need to do this
This is 1000x bigger than the Bucks in 2021 btw. Not even close. 🍺🍺🍺
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James Takesmith retweeted
MILWAUKEE YOU LISTEN TO ME. IF YOU'RE NEAR A CONVENIENCE STORE RIGHT NOW. ANY TYPE OF 24 HOUR STORE. GO INTO THE STORE RIGHT NOW AND PUT YOUR HAND IN THE CASH REGISTER FOR NO REASON. THAT MONEY IS YOUR MONEY AS OF RIGHT NOW.
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The Smashing Pumpkins suck and I'm tired of pretending they don't
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I need a Dodgers sweep like I need air
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I kinda dig Bernie as just some guy in lederhosen instead of a full mascot suit
Brewers fever, I caught it! Come see what’s Brewin’, Milwaukee! 🍻
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Yeah, I think Zach Lowe works a lot better as a writer who joins podcasts sometimes instead of just a talking head
Interesting quote from Zach Lowe on his Substack 🤷🏻‍♀️ -> “I protested that I was a writer first and only—that any distraction from writing would dilute the only thing of value I provided. By the end of my time at ESPN, my podcast—The Lowe Post—somehow seemed the most important element of my job. I was a small cog in the TV machine. Writing still mattered to some folks on the dot-com side, but it was beginning to feel more like a space-filling obligation.” Link: zachlowe.substack.com/p/welc…
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They're playing this clip at Jon Horst's execution
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Giannis is taking Dwight Howard's title as the league's "shut up and dribble" guy that has nothing to do with politics
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“It would/wouldn’t have been a HR” - isn’t this just a geometry problem? Where’s the overly detailed Amazon AWS breakdown when you need it?
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