people who play video games for a living have no room to offer other people real life advice. they live in an altered reality.
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Livin' amok, never givin' a fuck
Give me the keys, I'm drunk, and I've never driven a truck
But I smoke dope in a cab
I'll stab you with the sharpest knife I can grab
Come back the next week and re-open your scab
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I am the nicest, sweetest, most generous man ever with my woman.
What do you need baby? A handbag? Have 10.
Endless Versace for the jet. Rolexs for the Rari.
Love you.
Love you too.
Now let some broke red pill dork tell me im a simp.
Meet me in the cage and say it again.
Friendships in the CoD community are usually always conditional. The second you do something distasteful on the game you end up losing friends. However, there are good normal people who stick around regardless and don’t really give a fuck. Big respect to these ones.
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I have an intensive prep routine before every interview.
If yu feel seh yu bad den run up an see
My interview with @piersmorgan airs tonight 8PM UK
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Imagine you and your brother driving twin Ferraris through the countryside.
Imagine how free you would feel.
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Rest days are a lie.
You will rest while you're asleep.
The lazy embrace the idea of rest and endlessly rant about how it's more important than training.
YOUR ENTIRE SHIT LAZY LIFE IS REST.
You do not need rest days, don't listen to this garbage.
You should train 7 days a week.
Never, ever, miss a day.