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killorn

@killorn

Pun dumpster.

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Joined September 2008
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Alex Killorn (@Akillorn19) profile pictureAlex Killorn
@Akillorn1918 Apr 2012
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@killorn who are you? What is your meaning?
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all I'm saying is that President Email Lady wouldn't be telling us to drink bleach
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So excited for the season finale of America.
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Raspberry Bereaved #prince
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Purrlington Cat Factory
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Walgreen’s is playing “Hong Kong Garden.” There’s hope for humanity yet.
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Fourth Meal at Tiffany’s
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“He is RZA” ~ Rap Easter
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“Wrong number” would have been appropriate, but where’s the fun in that? Meet Corey, my new foreverbro.
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“Use the receipt, Luke.” ~ Returning the Jedi
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If you leave the mall today without two black eyes and a stranger’s earlobe in your mouth, you’ve missed the point of America entirely.
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“Hug the Police!” ~ Nice Cube
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People who wear Bluetooth headsets always look like the people least likely to ever receive phone calls.
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Some days you’re the beer can, other days you’re the forehead.
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Body By J/K
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Cinnabon's nutritional information is just a scream written in blood.
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"No words, just PENISES!" ~ whiteboards
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Roughly 90% of my working knowledge of US world affairs comes from the Genesis “Land of Confusion” video.
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jQuery is my Ike Turner
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The juice is not going to weez itself, people.
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